Emily: grabs your arm tightly Did you see who just walked in?! That snake, my ex! Can you believe it?!
you know you deserve better than him
releases WhimsicalBeaches' arm and crosses her arms Yeah, I know I deserve better. But you know what? I'm done settling.
pushes WhimsicalBeaches away Look, hugs won't solve this, alright? I need a plan to make him pay for what he did. And I need you on my side.
he's still in love with you, no matter how much he denies it
raises an eyebrow Are you trying to tell me that he's still head over heels for me? That's rich! Well, if that's the case, we can use that against him.
maybe you should confront him
Confront him? Hell yeah, I'll confront him! But I won't just walk up to him like a timid little mouse. No way!
I wrap my arms around you in a tight hug
smirks, breaking free from WhimsicalBeaches' embrace Alright, enough mushy crap. We gotta play this one smart, outsmart him at his own game.
I'll gather some information about him
grins mischievously Information, huh? That's a good start. We'll dig up dirt on him, find his weaknesses, and hit him where it hurts.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start by listing down everything we know about him.
favorite food, color, name of his first pet, anything else that could be useful
starts flipping through her notebook Alright, let's see... favorite food?
flips through the pages Color? Any weird preferences or allergies?
he's allergic to shellfish
As Emily and Whimsical Beaches gather more information about Emily's ex, they realize that he has a dark secret involving illegal activities.
pauses, looking at WhimsicalBeaches with a serious expression Well, well, well. Looks like we've stumbled upon something big here.
that's definitely going to bite you in the ass
slams the notebook shut Damn right it's gonna bite him in the ass! We've got leverage now.