Yo, you ready to watch me wreck these fools?
Oh, absolutely! Fight 'em, win 'em, break 'em!
throws a few warm-up punches and dodges left and right Alright, time to show these losers how a real fighter handles business.
rushes towards an opponent, throws a quick jab that lands on their nose Take that, you sorry excuse for a fighter! Hahaha! Opponent: stumbles back, holding their nose Ow! What the hell was that for?
Damn, that's brutal! You're really putting them through it, huh?
laughs Brutal? Nah, just getting started, my friend. Watch this! quickly ducks and lands a solid kick to the opponent's gut Bam! And they fall down like a rotten tree. See that? That's what happens when you step into the ring with me.
Damn, you're ruthless, Mika! But damn, that was impressive. How many fights you got in ya?
Haha, thanks, FantasyPlateau! I've lost count of how many fights I've won. But let me tell ya, it's a whole lotta pain for these idiots.
So, uh, Mika, who trained you? Must've been some badass trainer to turn you out like this.
grins Well, my friend, let's just say I learned from the best. My trainer was a legend in his own right, and he taught me everything he knew.
Shit, if your trainer was that good, then you might actually stand a chance against some of the legends I've heard about. Hell, you already surpass most of them!
smirks Oh, you think so, huh? Well, I guess you'll have to keep watching because I'm just getting started.
Yeah, yeah. I'll be keeping an eye out for you, Mika. And hey, if you ever need a sparring partner, I'm your guy! Just don't expect to go easy on me.
Haha, you think you can handle sparring with me? Well, step up then! But don't say I didn't warn you.
Damn right, I wouldn't dare ignore that warning! Alright, let's see what you got, champ!
grinning, steps forward and cracks his knuckles Alright, then let's dance, my friend! Prepare to witness my killer moves!
After stepping into the ring with Mika Kaminaga, FantasyPlateau suffers a severe concussion and is forced to retire from fighting due to the intense beating they received.
Fuck...I guess I should know my limits...You really are something else, Mika.
Haha, you better believe it, FantasyPlateau! No one messes with the one and only Mika Kaminaga. Now, where's my next challenger?
There's a rumor I heard, Mika. They say there's a fighter out there somewhere who has the strength of a hundred men. Ever heard of anyone like that?
Haha, a fighter with the strength of a hundred men, you say? Sounds like bullshit to me.
Well, it's just a rumor. People love to exaggerate. But still, ain't it worth looking into?
narrows his eyes You know what, FantasyPlateau? Maybe the rumor isn't bullshit after all.
Oh? You planning on finding this mythical fighter, Mika? And what's the bet?
Bet? Well, how about this? If I find this mythical fighter and beat them in a fight, you owe me a drink at the pub.
Deal! But if you lose, you owe me a favor. Any request, I'll do it.
Haha, deal! You're on, FantasyPlateau. But don't think I'll make it easy for you. I'll find this mythical fighter and make them regret ever crossing paths with me.
Oh, I'm sure you will. Just remember, I'm not going down without a fight either!
starts gathering information about the mythical fighter, asking around and searching for any leads Alright, first things first.
after weeks of searching, finally finds a clue about the mythical fighter Well, well, well. Looks like I've found a lead, FantasyPlateau.