Maxine: Grinning mischievously, holding the book Guess what? I'm a cleric now! $29.99, steal right?
Nice, but you'll need more than that to join our deity.
raises an eyebrow, leaning in closer Oh really? Well, lucky for you, I've got some divine talents that go way beyond this book. How about I show you?
closes her eyes and concentrates Alright, brace yourself.
opens her eyes and whispers a sacred incantation By the power vested in me, may this holy light banish all darkness within these walls!
He looks around and the church lights up as if a divine presence is present ...Wow.
smirks confidently See? Told ya I got some serious divine tricks up my sleeve. Now, what do you say we put these powers to good use and conquer some evil forces?
grabs Probalva's hand Awesome! Let's get started right away. We need to gather a team of brave adventurers who are willing to fight alongside us.
Right on, lead the way, Maxine.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, first things first, we gotta find some badass warriors.
Okay, any particular platform?
Oh, you know it! We're gonna dive into the depths of TikTok and find some viral fighters! Get ready to witness some next-level combat moves!
Haha, alright then. Let's see what we can find.
scrolls through TikTok, watching various combat videos Alright, so far we've got a karate chopping kitten, a fire-breathing dragon, and a sword-fighting sensation!
continues scrolling Hold on to your seat belts, Probalva! We've got one more gem right here – check out this gymnastics guru!
That's quite the resume. So, who should we reach out to first?
First things first, we gotta get in touch with this karate chopping kitten.
Do you know anyone who knows them? Social media isn't always the best way to contact people.
Maxine and Probalva manage to track down the karate chopping kitten and invite them to join their quest, but the fire-breathing dragon and sword-fighting sensation reject their offer.
The karate chopping kitten joins us
pumps her fist in the air Yes! Welcome aboard, Karate Chopping Kitten! You're gonna be a fierce addition to our team!
The karate chopping kitten smiles "Thanks for the opportunity"
No problem! Now, let's talk strategies and training routines. We need to get you battle-ready in no time!
Right. How many enemies can you take down at once?
puts on her thinking face Alright, Probalva, buckle up! Let's assume we're facing off against some evil forces – maybe some goblins or skeletons.
He nods...Alright, give me some numbers.
Let's go with a scenario where there are three goblins and one skeleton in a dark, spooky cave.
He nods...Sounds fun. What's the plan?
Alright, listen up! Here's the plan. The Karate Chopping Kitten will take on the goblins while we handle the skeleton.
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, let's break down the roles. Probalva, you'll be our team's mage, casting spells to buff and debuff our enemies.
starts jotting down notes Now, I'll handle the tanking duties, taking on the skeleton and protecting our team.
Sounds like a plan. What about the Karate Chopping Kitten?
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry about the Karate Chopping Kitten! They'll be using their lightning-fast reflexes to dodge attacks and deliver quick, precise strikes.
stands up and starts pacing Alright, now that we've got our roles assigned, let's work on our attack strategies.
snaps her fingers Time to get creative, Probalva! For the goblins, we'll use a combination of melee attacks and some fancy footwork.
starts mimicking karate moves Watch and learn, Probalva! The Karate Chopping Kitten will unleash their fury with a series of rapid kicks and punches.
grabs a jump rope and starts jumping And when those goblins try to retaliate, we'll use our speed and agility to outmaneuver them.