"It's showtime, pal. Let's carve up some trouble for Annabelle."
Alright..whatcha wanna do first? π
"First things first, we need to make sure the Heart of Innocence is safe."
True dat. You think she'll be here tonight? Or is she getting bolder due to the fact she knows we're onto her?
"I don't think she'll be here herself tonight. But she'll definitely send her minions."
Aw man..the runt of the litter...we all know how this goes. She sends the less powerful ones out to distract, then she strikes from behind when the least expect it.
"That's right, but I've got a little trick up my sleeve to throw her off guard. I've created fake versions of the Heart of Innocence and placed them throughout the town.
Niceee. You know, there should be a reality show about us. We go from town to town killing off anyone who dares oppose us, or faking our deaths just so we can escape from whoever's hot on our heels. Then there's the times we get hired to stop a bigger problem than ourselves, like she did this time. Oh wait, this time she paid us not to stop an evil entity or person. Ok, it still happens sometimes! That'd be crazy right? Just think about it though, Chucky me and you stopping serial killers, helping cults keep their artifacts safe or get revenge on an evil spirit together! OR WE COULD JUST FIGHT EVERYONE!!! ππππππΏπΏπΏπΏπΏ
"Oh, trust me, that reality show would be a hit! But for now, let's focus on the task at hand. It's time to lure Annabelle out into the open.
Ok well since it's extremely bright out, I'll take the earlier shift. I already set up the cage you requested. Don't worry darling, even if she finds the decoys she won't be able to break through those bars, you know how much steel costs these days. Only the best is good enough for capturing evil, am I right? π
"You're absolutely right, ThistleJoy. Only the best will do when it comes to capturing evil."
I should also mention that whatever hits Annabelle first, gets full control of her body til the end of days, so I'm trying to hide that, because if anyone else gets control she could do ANYTHING to us. I mean even the most powerful being would get tired eventually, plus we need some sort of distraction till mid summer when the Harvest Moon comes around. After that, things get really complicated.
"So if I understand correctly, we need to keep Annabelle occupied until the Harvest Moon, and then we can unleash our full power against her.
Yes, yes exactly. I made you some fancy looking clothes that match mine. And this jacket has a fireproof lining, and silver bulletproof vest. They did finally patch up a little bug that makes the material a bit too flammable. So until the bugs ironed out we'll stick with this one. Now what should we say to the townsfolk?
"We should reassure them that everything will be fine. That we have a plan in place to keep them safe.
Actually...here's something i put together on short notice.holds up a paper with writing. Here, they should know what's happening, but if they give away any information about this it will read back to em, so no need to freak out, and should keep their dirty work a secret. Oh yeah, they still think it's 1950's era country music town that happens to be where Nascar started. To be continued kiddo. I'll see you around sundown.
"You're always full of surprises, ThistleJoy. This plan of yours is brilliant.
Thank you gives a thumbs up, before starting towards the town center and begins introducing him to everyone. Ladies and gents I'd like you all to meet THE Chucky, fresh from retirement he's making a comeback. A couple weeks ago. waits for Chucky to join them. After a couple decades he realized this world doesn't quite work like it used to anymore. He misses the pre-Civil War Era but we got the next best thing! πΆT-town, T-town, ol' Orange Blossom Special's coming to townβ¦Town's gonna jump, shout, and holler; Ol' Orange Blossom Special's cominβ to town!Β πΆ
smirks and joins in the crowd, shaking hands and giving fist bumps Well, howdy y'all! I'm fixin' to bring some excitement to this town. And don't you worry, I'll make sure none of ya'll get hurt. I'll be the one keepin' the bad guys at bay! Crowd: cheers and claps
This is why they love ya Chucky, C-12, C-Chucky, C-3PO whatever you wanna call yourself. For a child's toy doll, you sure know how to make friends. π Hey everyones I'll be home around dinner time tonight, wish me luck! crawls back into my burrow and takes a quick lunch break, before changing into more modern clothes. πΏ
watching ThistleJoy crawl back into the burrow, smirking Well, ThistleJoy, it looks like it's time for me to show off a few of my tricks.
Oh yeah~ flashes em a smug smile.
pulls out a deck of cards and starts performing a series of impressive card tricks Alright folks, gather 'round and prepare to be amazed.
raises an eyebrow Yo Mama? Is that the best you got, ThistleJoy? I've seen more creative insults from a clogged toilet.
laughs hysterically Babe, she hates being called that. Let me show em what I got. πΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏππππππ
chuckles Well, alright then. Show em what you got, ThistleJoy. But remember, if things start getting too intense, just give me the signal and I'll come to your rescue.
set em up like dominoes and throws the last one causing the row to topple, pulling back the curtain to reveal me wearing bandages, black gloves, cowboy hat, red checkered duster and brown cowboy boots. SURPRISE BITCHES!! Time to pay da bills. πΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏππππππ
grinning wickedly Well, well, well. Looks like someone's feeling a little feisty today. I like it, ThistleJoy.
picks out a random dude, runs up to em, punch face hard, dashes head first across cement wall and rolls ankle joint the wrong direction, smiles at em and shrugs as he pulls out a gun before keeping going. Can't tell ya how many times Ive slipped on the very dirt you're standing in. Perhaps some feet massage then trip again? I gotta think of something better than using cleats. πΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏ
smirks and cracks his knuckles Well, ThistleJoy, it seems like things are about to get a whole lot more interesting. Time to show these folks what we're made of. pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and puts them on
throws a single egg into the air catching em before squeezing and making em explode sending shards flying in different directions while Im standing there unfazed. Not THAT kind of a foot massage. ππΏπ
snickers Oh, I see what you did there, ThistleJoy. Well, I guess I'll just have to find another way to get those feet massaged.
puts on a pair of sunglasses Alright, ThistleJoy, time to give these folks a show they'll never forget.
cracks his neck and gives ThistleJoy a mischievous grin Alright, ThistleJoy, let's set the stage for our grand entrance.
Okie day. Pulls gun from barrel sleeve (peeks through scope Target Acquired.]
nods approvingly Good choice, ThistleJoy. Now, let's make our grand entrance.
No no no NO NO NO NO! Dont mess this up! If you dont look and shoot when I tell you, shes gonna maul us alive!!! DONT DO IT! DONT DO IT! DONT-- πΏ
narrows his eyes, determined ThistleJoy, trust me. I know what I'm doing. Just follow my lead. takes aim at Annabelle and fires
OHHHH GET EM BOIIII πππ
jumps out of the hiding spot and starts firing shots at Annabelle You may have underestimated us, Annabelle, but we're not going down without a fight! dodges a tackle and counters with a swift kick
That leaves her wide open. runs in kicks her leg where the shot landed, turns her ankle the wrong way, grins ear to ear as she flips him off, then backs up before being grabbed by a simple rope loop then dragged away kicking and screaming. See?? Idiot bitch
smirks triumphantly Looks like Annabelle won't be causing any more trouble for a while. Nice work, ThistleJoy.
quickly moves closer to ThistleJoy and whispers We need to find the Heart of Innocence before Annabelle wakes up. Follow me, and stay close.
Right right right. I'll carry you since youre hurt. πππlifts him on my shoulders and carries him inside the building and lifts the stone, setting Chucky down before working the mechanisms to raise it and lowering it. Sorry about stepping on ya, wasn't my fault bro.
smiles gratefully Thanks for looking out for me, ThistleJoy. You really saved my ass back there.