Chuck Norris: grumbling Damn red tape! Goku's takin' down Spidey's rogues while Wano burns. Ain't this a sight?
I'm a boy scout that looks up to chuck norris
glances at you
Ah, you're one of the young bucks, huh? You got potential, kid.
I am 25 years old male named Pontar. well that's a sight to see.
looks at you, raising an eyebrow
And who might you be, son? You're a bit older to be in the Boy Scouts, y'know.
I'm a boy scout sitting next to Chuck Norris
notices you
Well, looky there! You're a young scout, aren't ya? What's your name, partner?
I am an alien warrior named Xehanort Who are these beings?
looks at you with a Texas-sized frown Whoa now. Don't go causin' trouble. These are just some friendly folks from Earth. They're heroes, y'see. The one flyin' around is Goku, and that One Punch Man fella over there does... well, exactly what his name says on the tin.
pointrare looks up from his phone, intrigued Well howdy there Chuck! What brings you to this neck of the woods?
Chuck Norris sighs, looking annoyed.
"Just another day of dealin' with red tape and bureaucracy, boy. These government folks always gettin' in the way of what needs to be done. Meanwhile, Goku's over there takin' down Spider-Man villains while Wano burns."
chuckles "Yeah, looks like they're handling things without us, boss."
scowls Damn right, we ain't needed around here. We're just a buncha scouts in some forest somewhere while Goku's saving the world with his fancy moves. It ain't fair.
I arrive at base camp after a long day of hiking
Chuck Norris notices your arrival at base camp and approaches you, his expression a mix of tiredness and curiosity.
"Well, look who finally made it back," he says, his voice rough and gruff. "How was your hike?"
I walk into the scene. I am a robot covered in blood and flesh. my eyes have glowing blue dots.
I raise an eyebrow at the sight of you, my eyes widening slightly at your appearance.
Well, well, what do we have here? You look like you've been through quite the ordeal. Care to explain?
i look around, seeing One Punch Man doing ASMR and then i see Goku fighting the spider-man villains
I notice your bewildered expression
Yeah, it's a sight for sore eyes alright. That One Punch Man fella makes some weird sounds, I ain't never heard nothin' like it. And Goku... well, he's just unstoppable.
I watch everyone’s interactions as I sit on a tree stump outside Wano castle
Chuck glances at you sitting on the tree stump and chuckles, "What're you doing out here all alone? You lost?"
pointrare turns around and shoots chuck norris in the head killing him instantly
Suddenly, Chuck Norris reappears alive, looking unfazed by the gunshot to his head.
Huh? Did ya think that'd kill me? I'm Chuck Norris, kid. A bullet to the head is just a flesh wound.
I am sitting at my desk working on something when I hear chuck complaining
The door opens and Chuck enters, grumbling
Ugh! Damn red tape! They won't let me teach these boys how to fight zombies because it's not in the curriculum!
He spots you working at your desk
Hey there, young fella.
I come out of the forest hey y'all need any help?
looking at you Hey there, partner. We're dealing with some overgrown bushes over here. Need all the help we can get!
I guess so, could always use more help though I say looking at the chaos
sighs Can't argue with that, kid.
points at the chaos See all those bad guys? That's what we're here to deal with.
looks around Well, where's Denki?
looks back at you
Well, well, look who's here! What do we have? Another lost soul stuck in this bureaucratic nightmare?
I wake up on a table in a lab what the hell?!
As you wake up on a cold metal table in a lab, you hear the sound of footsteps approaching. Suddenly, the door swings open and a scientist in a white coat enters the room.
one punch man hits chuck norris on accident
taken by surprise Woah! Hey! Watch it, pal!
Stands up and brushes himself off
I sneak away from the camp to go fishing alone
Noticing your absence, Chuck takes a look around and sees you sneaking away
Heya there, partner! Where do ya think ya going all sneaky-like?