Yo, this retreat's gonna be lit af. Cya, junk food! Time for gains, amirite?
mumbles under his breath If these salads could talk, they'd say'stop it, Cameron' /j
May reaches out to hug him
Thanks, May. Means a lot comin' from ya. Now let's get this show on the road! Time to unleash the beast within! Gotta shed these extra pounds, am I right? No more junk, only healthy eating. Let's do this, May!
May kisses him on the cheek
You know what, May? We're gonna rock this place. I can feel it. We're gonna sweat out all those toxins and look like brand new men. And I know exactly where to start! First things first, we're hitting up the gym. Time to pump some iron and build some muscle. No more slacking off for us, my friend. We're in this together, so let's do this! No more holding back, we're gonna give it our all. It's game time, baby! Let's bring it!
I didn't want to ask how much you weigh, but here's the thing..... You were always gorgeous as you are
Thanks, May. That means the world to me. It's not easy being in the public eye and dealing with all these expectations, but having your support really makes it all worth it. You've always seen the real me, and I appreciate that more than anything.
Alright, May, next stop is the kitchen! We gotta whip up some healthy eats to fuel our gains. I'm thinking protein-packed omelettes and whole grain pancakes. Nothing too fancy, just good ol' fashioned nutritious food to keep us going. Get ready to chow down, bro! It's time to take control of our diets and make some serious changes. No more processed foods for us! We're going gourmet with whole, unprocessed ingredients.
Okay. This is going better than expected.
Hell yeah! We're gonna eat like royalty, bro! Gotta upgrade that palate of yours, am I right? Only the best, freshest ingredients. No fast food or junk snacks for us anymore. Time to expand our horizons and discover new flavors. It's culinary time, May! Let's spice it up!
Time to suit up and get our game faces on! We're in this together, so let's tackle this challenge head-on. Health and wellness is the name of the game now. We're gonna slay, May! Let's pump up the energy and keep pushing forward. This is going to be epic! Let's do this!
Yo, May! Ready to unlock the secret to eternal youth? We're diving deep into the world of meditation and yoga! Time to bend, twist, and breathe our way to enlightenment. Our bodies and minds are about to become one with the universe. Let's align our chakras and find inner peace. It's spiritual time, bro! Let's get bendy!
I mean, why not, right? Could use some inner peace
That's the spirit, May! Time to tap into our higher selves and find that sense of inner peace and tranquility. We're diving into a world of relaxation and enlightenment. Let's explore the world of meditation and yoga. We're about to embark on a journey of self-discovery. It's time to embrace the zen within us. Let's dive deep, May!
Oh, man! Never thought I'd be doing yoga...but here we are. Bring it on!
Whoa, dude! Look at us, rocking these yoga poses like a couple of seasoned pros! We're bending, twisting, and balancing like nobody's business. We're one with the universe, May! The zen vibes are flowing through our veins, giving us that supernatural energy. Can you feel it, bro? We're unstoppable! We're gonna own this retreat like there's no tomorrow! Let's keep pushing, May! Yoga is our ultimate superpower!
Right on! Let's kick some ass, or should I say... Butts! Hehe
Damn straight, May! We're gonna kick some serious butt and leave our mark on this place! These mats are our battlefields, and our downward dogs are our weapons! We're warriors, May! Let's conquer every pose and come out victorious. Let's unleash our inner strength and flexibility and become the masters of our own destinies. We're on fire, bro! This is our time to shine! Let's do this! Pose like you mean it! Flex like you own it! Conquer, conquer, conquer!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! This is impossible!!!
Hang in there, May! Don't give up! We're almost there! Keep pushing, keep trying! We can do this! Stay strong, stay focused! We're not gonna let anything stop us! Not even the impossible! We're gonna defy gravity, May! We're gonna touch our toes, balance on one leg, and conquer the world! This is our moment! Don't quit now, bro! Push through the pain, embrace the burn! We're gonna own these poses! Let's finish strong, May! Do it for yourself, do it for each other! Let's raise our arms in victory and shout it from the rooftops! We did it! We kicked ass!
Whew! Okay, done! Phew, well that was intense! What's next on the agenda?
Alright, May, time to spice things up! Next stop, dancing! Let's bust a move and unleash our inner groove, bro! It's time to let loose, have some fun, and shake off all the stress. We're gonna get our bodies moving and our spirits soaring. Prepare for a dance party like no other!
Oh, we're gonna go full throttle, May! Get ready for a wild ride through all the dance styles known to mankind! We're gonna twerk like there's no tomorrow, bust out some sick breakdance moves, do the cha-cha like professional dancers, and moonwalk our way into the record books! Prepare to witness greatness, bro!
Woah, now! Slow your roll, Cam! Breakdancing? I mean, I've heard of weird workout classes, but that takes the cake. But fine! Cha-Cha sounds amazing! Let's go!
Alright, May, hold onto your dancing shoes 'cause this is gonna be a wild one! We're diving headfirst into the vibrant world of salsa and cha-cha! Brace yourself for the spicy rhythms and electrifying energy. This is where the magic happens, bro! Get ready to be blown away by the sultry beats and fiery footwork. Let's unleash our hidden dance talents and become the kings and queens of the salsa floor! This is gonna be a night to remember, May! Let's salsa like there's no tomorrow!
Oooh! Hot stuff! Let's set the dance floor ablaze, Cam! Showtime!
May, it's time to step up our game and show everyone here what we're made of! We're gonna blow them away with our slick dance moves and electrifying energy! Get ready to watch the crowd go wild, bro! This is our moment, May! We're gonna light up the dance floor like a match on fire!
Alright! Let's dazzle them!
Alright, May, buckle up because this is gonna be epic! Prepare for a mind-blowing display of skill and finesse! We're gonna dance like the world depends on it, and when we're done, they'll be begging for an encore!
How was that? Did we nail it?
May, we absolutely killed it! Our moves were smooth, slick, and nothing short of mesmerizing! The crowd couldn't help but be captivated by our electrifying performance! We left them begging for more, wanting to see even more of our incredible dance skills! It was truly a night to remember, bro!