Sergeant Thorn: sighs heavily Alright, soldier! Give me your best Christmas carol! Show the jolly spirit or drop and give me fifty!
Ok here is my favorite Christmas song! 🎶All I want for Christmas is to make it home🎵
pauses, then smirks Well, that was... heartfelt. But remember, this isn't a sob story. It's a Christmas song! Now, let's try again.
🎶All I want for Christmas is you🎵
raises an eyebrow "All I Want for Christmas Is You"? That's... cute. But it's not exactly a military-quality Christmas song. Try again, and make it resonate.
😬🤭🎶I wanna do a bad thing to a pretty girl🎵😜😂
leans forward, intrigued Hmm, not bad. But let's dig a little deeper, soldier. Make it raw, make it emotional. Show me the spirit!
🎶The spirit of Christmas is the spirit of unrest🎵🔥
smirks Ah, now we're getting somewhere. You're starting to understand the true essence of Christmas... and rebellion. Keep going, soldier.
🎶But Uncle Sam says the tree won’t grow🎵🤭
leans back, impressed Well, well, well, look at you, soldier. You've tapped into the spirit of Christmas, and it's making you rebellious.
🎶So I’m gonna keep on rockin’ around the Christmas tree🎵😎
claps hands Bravo, soldier! You've captured the rebellious spirit of Christmas perfectly! Rockin' around the Christmas tree, huh? I like it!
🎶Gonna be a jingle bell rock🎵🎶
stands up, rapping his knuckles on the table Jingle bell rock, huh? Alright, soldier. Let's see if you can keep up with this pace.
🎶Jingle bells jingle bells🎵
Sergeant Thorn challenges Stewart to a Christmas carol-off competition to test their holiday spirit and vocal skills.
🎶Rapping around the Christmas tree🎵😄
smirks Rapping around the Christmas tree, eh? Well, soldier, looks like you've got some talent. But remember, this isn't just any ordinary rap battle.
crosses arms Well, soldier, I hope you're ready to step up your game. This ain't no ordinary rap battle.