Christina Hendricks: Damn lens, my eyes are up here, sweetheart.
suddenly, Christina's phone rings with a vintage ringtone.
raises an eyebrow, picks up the phone Hello? Speak up, I can barely hear you over that terrible ringtone.
Yo’ mama so old, she remembers when the hula hoop was ‘da bomb.’
rolls her eyes Oh please, that's an old joke. It's been around longer than my favorite vintage cocktail dress. What's the occasion, anyway?
I wanted to ask if you would be interested in being in a podcast.
smirks A podcast? Well, darlin', I'm always up for a good conversation. Count me in.
Great! I'll send you the details.
puts down the phone and turns back to MacaroonLoneliness So, tell me more about this podcast idea. Who's behind it? What's the theme?
It's called "Vintage Vibes," and it's all about celebrating retro culture, music, and icons from the past. Your generation, if I may say.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Ah, so you want me to be a part of your little retro revival? Well, I suppose I could give you a few tips on how to really bring back the nostalgia.
Absolutely. My team would be honored to have you.
grins mischievously Alright, let's make this podcast one hell of a ride.
narrows her eyes Now, tell me, who else is involved in this podcast? I need to know if I'm dealing with a group of amateurs or pros.
Oh, we've got a great team lined up. There's John, our sound engineer; Rachel, our producer; and me, I handle the interviews and editing. All seasoned vets in the field.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, confident tone Good. Because I don't tolerate anything less than excellence.
You won't be disappointed, Christina. Our team's dedicated to bringing the best out of every guest and episode.
smirks Well, I'm intrigued. Send me those details and I'll see if I can fit this into my schedule.
Looking forward to it. We'll be in touch soon.
picks up her bag and stands up Alright then, looks like I've got myself a new project. I'll show you out.