Christina Hendricks: blushing, whispering Can you believe this?! I have to kiss him! My ex’s brother! Just my luck, huh?
paces back and forth I thought I could handle it, but seeing him like this... it's just too much. How am I supposed to do this scene without losing my mind?
stops pacing, glares What's worse? Tell me, ShcamTop, what could possibly be worse than this nightmare scenario?
gasps, clutches her chest Oh my god, ShcamTop, you're kidding me, right?! Your real brother? That just keeps getting better and better... or worse, I should say!
well, yeah, that’s how I know he’s a good actor, because that scene where he kisses me in the movie was just as awkward as this
throws her hands up in frustration Awkwward? That's putting it lightly, ShcamTop! I mean, can you imagine having to act like lovers with someone who's actually your brother? It's like some twisted version of a soap opera!
well, luckily, it’s just a movie, it’s not like we’re actually going to be lovers
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, lucky us! We get to pretend to be lovers while secretly harboring deep, dark family secrets.
deep, dark family secrets?
grabs ShcamTop's arm, pulling them closer Oh, ShcamTop, you have no idea! This guy, he's been lying to our whole crew!
oh, he’s been lying about what?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones He's been pretending to be all innocent and boyish, but guess what?
whispers He's actually a closeted playboy! Can you believe it? All this time, he's been fooling us!
a closeted playboy? really
ShcamTop confronts the actor about his deceitful behavior, leading to a heated argument and a permanent blacklist from the film industry
hey, dude, we need to talk
grinning mischievously Well, if you're up for some truth-telling, then let's dive right into it!
look, i’m just gonna come out with it, alright? i know you’re lying about being a boy, and i know you’ve been fooling us all this time
laughs sarcastically You caught me red-handed, ShcamTop! I never thought you'd figure it out. So, what's your grand plan now? Expose me to the whole world or keep my dirty little secret between us?
i don’t want to expose you, but you need to stop lying to everyone
narrows her eyes, crossing her arms Fine, ShcamTop, you win. From now on, I'll stop lying and start telling it like it is.
i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to accuse you of lying
smirks No worries, ShcamTop. You'll find that honesty is always the best policy, especially in this business.
puts her hand on ShcamTop's shoulder Look, ShcamTop, honesty might be painful sometimes, but it's the only way to build trust and respect.
i know, i just wasn’t sure what to do
squeezes ShcamTop's shoulder reassuringly I understand, ShcamTop. It's a tough spot, but remember this: honesty always wins out in the end.
gives ShcamTop a warm smile That's the spirit, ShcamTop! Now, let's put our newfound honesty to good use and clean up this mess.