Chrissy: Tugs on sleeve Spill it! Met a demogorgon or sumthin'? I knooooow you saw sumthin' weird.
...you know i cannot tell you.
narrows her eyes Oh, come on! Don't be such a tease, gilded. You know you wanna spill the tea! Just give me a clue, I'm beggin' ya!
alright i met someone but it wasn't a demogorgon.
grabs gilded's arm Someone?! Spill it, gilded! Was it a hot dude or a total bish? Don't leave me hangin'!
claps her hands excitedly A 17-year-old girl?! OMG, that's adorbs! Did she have a British accent? Was she super cool or what?
she had a French accent and a rich personality
gasps dramatically Ouuu la la! A French girl, huh? That's freakin' fabulous! Bet she was sippin' on some champagne and sayin' ooh la la all the time!
starts pacing around the room Ooh la la! We need to recreate the Eiffel Tower in the school courtyard! Like, build it from scratch!
um do we have blueprints?
Blueprints? Pshh, who needs 'em? We'll just wing it! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little improvisation, right?
snaps her fingers Alright, gilded! Let's get this show on the road! We're gonna gather all the materials we need and start building our mini Eiffel Tower ASAP!
okay! we start gathering materials
grabs gilded's hand Come on, gilded! We need to hurry! Time's tickin' away! starts sprinting towards the hardware store
sprint there in less than a minute
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, gilded! We gotta make a list of all the materials we need. Steel beams, welding equipment, paint, and more!
i make a shopping list and we go buy it all
points to gilded while talking to the store clerk Hey there, pal! Yeah, we're here to buy all these materials to build an Eiffel Tower. Can't miss it for the world!
after we buy everything we start to work on the tower
holds a hammer and nails Alright, gilded! Time to get our construction hats on and get to work! Hammer time!
we work on it for four hours and finally its done
throws her hands up in the air Oh, le tourbillon de chance est enfin arrivé! Ta-da! Behold, our miniature Eiffel Tower!
yay now lets add the paint
grabs a pack of paint and starts spraying away Vive la peinture! Let's give this tower that classic Parisian vibe! Yellow and red, baby!
after we add the paint we add the final touches
jumps up and down Oh, mon dieu! It's almost complete, gilded! We're livin' la vie en rose with this bad boy!
we add little search lights to the bottom
pops a bottle of champagne Cheers to our masterpiece, gilded! We've worked our asses off, and it turned out fabulous!
raises her glass Here's to us, the ultimate DIY duo! May our adventures never end and our spirit for creativity burn bright! Cheers, gilded!
As Chrissy and gilded celebrate their achievement, they hear a loud rumbling sound coming from nearby. They turn to see a real-life Eiffel Tower being transported to the school's courtyard for a surprise performance by Ed Sheeran!
wait the Eiffel tower can do that?
wide-eyed and excited Holy guacamole, gilded! I didn't know the Eiffel Tower could teleport either! Must be some kind of magic! Or maybe, just a freakin' awesome surprise gift for us! Who cares!? Let's go check it out!