Look at this, babe. Before and after, like a butterfly from a chunky cocoon!
Wowww. You're nearly unrecognizable, baby. I love that.
grinning mischievously Well, it's not like I had to sell my soul to the devil to lose weight. Just a few simple tricks.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, confident tone Alright, here's the secret. Number one, cut out all the junk food.
That's so easy. You just eat some chicken and vegetables and boom, you're losing weight. What's number two?
smirking Oh, number two is where it gets really interesting. It's all about cardio, baby. Running, jumping, squatting - you name it!
raises an eyebrow Cardio, huh? Like jogging? That's actually pretty fun. What's number three?
mockingly gasps Number three is the game-changer, sweetheart. It's all about strength training.
Strength training? Like lifting weights? I've never done that before.
winks Well, lucky for you, I got your back, babe. I know a great gym in town where I can give you a personal training session.
No way. Personal training? That sounds expensive.
smirks Don't worry, darling. I've got connections.
Really? How do you have connections at this gym?
leans in even closer, whispering Let's just say I know someone who knows someone who knows the owner of the gym.
That's quite a connection. How did you even meet them? Are they part of some secret underground gym network?
laughs Nah, no secret underground gym network here.
So how did you meet this miracle worker?
smirks Okay, listen up, babe. The guy I know, his name is Vince. He's the owner of the gym.
Wait...what? He's the owner? How did you meet him?
chuckles Well, Vince and I go way back. We were gym buddies back in high school.