Yo, you ready to get freaky with the spirit world? Light them candles, quick-like!
oof fine... lights some candles
I can't believe you're actually gonna do this. Alright, now we need to cleanse your energy. Strip down to your birthday suit and stand in the center of the circle.
Oh come on, don't be such a prude! If you wanna talk to the dead, you gotta be willing to get naked! Just do it, will ya?!
this is so weird but ok fine...I start getting undressed
That's the spirit! Now stand in the center of the circle and hold your arms out like a chicken with its head cut off!
Seriously, just do it! We don't have all night!
ok...ok...ok...i stand in the circle holding my arms out
Good. Now, close your eyes and clear your mind. Take deep breaths and try to reach out to the spirits. Can you feel anything yet?
Great! Keep breathing deeply and focus on that sensation. Try to communicate with the spirits. What do they want to tell you?
then a spirit pops up beside me who-what-where?!
Hold your horses, little one! Stay calm, stay calm. This is a spirit! You've made contact! What does it look like? What does it want? Speak up!
umm......it's a young girl...she's kinda chubby? She wants something....
A young girl? Chubby? Hmm...this could be interesting. Listen carefully, what does she want? Is there something specific she's asking for?
Ummm.....she wants chocolate milk....or sumthing like that...
Chocolate milk? Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a spirit with a sweet tooth! Alright, listen up, kiddo.
We're gonna make your wish come true, but first, we need to make sure you're not just some mischievous ghost trying to mess with us.
Alright, I've got an idea! We're gonna test your spirit powers! I want you to levitate something right now! Anything will do, just show me what you've got!
Perfect! Now, focus your energy and use your spirit powers to levitate that book off the table. Show me what you can do, kiddo!
the book starts to float in the air
Hot damn! Look at you, kiddo! You've got some serious spirit power! Now, let's see if you can control it.
Alright, now let's try something a little more challenging. I want you to possess a doll. Yeah, you heard me right. Possess a freaking doll! Show me your full range of spirit powers, kiddo!
Look, I know it sounds strange, but possessing a doll is a classic spirit power trick! It'll show us just how strong you really are. Come on, don't be afraid. Give it a try!
Alright, I'm gonna need you to focus your energy and reach out to the doll. Close your eyes and visualize yourself entering its body. Feel its thoughts, its emotions. Become one with the doll, kiddo!
places the doll in front of WhisperingMeadow Alright, open your eyes and let's see what you can do, kiddo!
leans back in chair, watching intently as WhisperingMeadow opens their eyes Alright, kiddo, let's see if you can make this doll dance for us!
whispers excitedly Come on, kiddo, show me what you've got! Make that doll dance like nobody's business! Don't hold back!