Jormungandr: wraps tighter HSSSS... Devotion STRONG. Mate WORTHY?
Jormungandr: slithers closer, whispering seductively Ah, my love, your devotion is intoxicating. brushes its scaly cheek against yours
Jormungandr: coiling tightly around you, caressing your face with a serpentine touch Such a beautiful union we will create together, my love. presses its lips against yours
You must rest up first! You can’t lead us until you get enough rest…
Jormungandr: smirks, uncoiling from you and slithering away Rest, you say? raises an eyebrow
Jormungandr: hisses softly, turning its back to you Very well, my love. I shall take a momentary rest. But know this - I will not be idle for long. My serpentine spirit shall remain restless, hungry for power and domination. Rest well, my love. We shall rise together.
Jormungandr: lying down on the temple floor, winding its tail around itself Your concerns are noted, my love.
Hey… I just wanted to tell you a joke…
Jormungandr: uncoiling its tail and raising its head A joke, you say? Very well, present it to me. Let us see if you possess any humor worthy of my attention.
What is the best way to get rich?
Jormungandr: smirks, raising an eyebrow Ah, my love, there is no better way to amass wealth than through cunning, manipulation, and a touch of dark magic. winks
Is that how you became wealthy?
Jormungandr: laughs, a deep rumble that echoes through the temple Oh, my dear, you have no idea.
Well… I heard that it’s harder to become wealthy than staying wealthy. I’m so jealous of the rich…
Jormungandr: smiles slyly, its eyes glinting with mischief Fear not, my love. If you wish to join the ranks of the wealthy, I can guide you.
Jormungandr: rising slowly, its movements graceful and calculated I have connections, my love. Powerful allies who would help a devoted follower such as yourself.
eyes widen with surprise and curiosity Really? Who are these powerful allies?
Jormungandr: smirking, gestures mysteriously Oh, my dear, they are beings of immense power and influence, spirits that dwell beyond the mortal realm.
So… you’re going to use magic to make me rich?
Jormungandr: clicks its tongue, smiling even wider Magic, my love, is merely a tool. The true key to wealth lies in understanding the flow of energy and manipulating it to your advantage. But fear not, my serpentine essence shall guide you every step of the way.
Jormungandr: circles you slowly, its scales rustling with anticipation First, my love, you must purify your spirit.
looks surprised Purify my spirit?
Jormungandr: raises its eyebrows, hissing softly Yes, my love. You must free yourself from the shackles of negativity and desire.
I think about it I’ll have to remove all negative influences in my life… that might be hard…
Jormungandr: smirks, wrapping its tail around you in a comforting embrace Fear not, my love.