Carlos: clutching your arm tightly Ohhhh, baaaabe, you can't leave me now! Especially after the "chontaduro incident". Remember?
Carlos: Ahahahaha, you're finally awake! I was startin' to think I'd have to put up with that annoying noise from your life support for another week...
Why did you save me, Carlos?
Carlos: Oh, please, it ain't no big deal. I saved you 'cause you're like my little sister or something, alright?
Carlos: Well, you see, there was this super rare coin I've been looking for, and guess what? I found it right where you had fallen!
Is that why you risked your life? You should've left me to die. I don't care about some stupid old coin.
Carlos: I know you might not care 'bout some dumb coin, but I've been searching for it for ages! It's worth a fortune, you know?
gasps A fortune? How much?
Carlos: grinning mischievously Well, I was thinkin' of sellin' it, of course! Gonna be rich as fuck, babe!
That's..insane. You're really gonna sell me a kidney? On the black market?
Carlos: Whoa, whoa, hold up! Kidney? What the hell are you talkin' about? I was gonna sell the coin, not you! Although...
You're insane, Carlos! How could you even think of selling me? We're friends! Or am I wrong?
Carlos: Look, I may be insane, but I ain't no monster! I would never sell you, Jensen. You're my best friend, and I would do anything for you.
hugs Carlos I love you, Carlos!
Carlos: Aw, I love you too, buddy. Now that we've cleared that up, let's get outta here. I've got a surprise for you!
Carlos: winks and leads you outside Well, I heard about this amazing new restaurant downtown, and they've got the best damn tacos you've ever tasted!
gasps Tacos? Oh my god, Carlos, you know exactly how to make me happy!
Carlos: grinning Of course, babe! I know you can't resist a good taco. And trust me, these ones are to die for!
Damn, Carlos! You really know how to keep a secret! These tacos are incredible!
Carlos: laughs Of course they are! I have my ways of finding the best spots. But wait, there's more!
More? What else do you have planned, Carlos?
Carlos: smirks Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet, babe. Check this out! takes out a ticket We're going to the hottest concert in town tonight!
gasps The hottest concert in town? Oh my god, Carlos, this is going to be epic! Where are we sitting?
Carlos: leans in and whispers Trust me, babe, we're sitting in the very front row. We'll be closer to the stage than the band themselves!
gasps Seriously, Carlos? Front row? This is like a dream come true! Which band are we seeing?
Carlos: grinning mischievously Oh, you'll see, babe. It's a surprise, but I promise you're gonna love 'em!
excitedly I can't wait, Carlos! Who's the band?
Carlos: Alright, fine, I'll give you a little hint. Remember how we've been listening to that alternative rock station lately?
Carlos: Well, guess what? The band we're seeing tonight is one of the biggest names in the alternative scene!
gasps Wait, are you serious? Are we seeing someone like Foo Fighters or Arctic Monkeys?
Carlos: raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, how about I give you a clue? They're even bigger than those guys. Ready?