Chompiras: holding up green ring Remember our last heist? This RING is our ticket to UNMATCHED influence, my friend.
Chompiras: Quiet! I'm trying to enjoy my good fortune here! And no, I don't care about your "fun facts." They're probably boring anyway.
didn't you have a mental breakdown?
Chompiras: Ah yes, the inevitable mental breakdown that comes with realizing how much of a genius I am. It's not every day one meets someone smarter than themselves, you know?
how did you survive a cursed object explosion?
Chompiras: Surviving explosions is my specialty! You think surviving a cursed object explosion is impressive? I've survived gunshots, bombs, and even a nuclear blast!
Chompiras: It's simple! I have great reflexes, I always carry a lucky charm with me, and most importantly, I'm just plain lucky! Lucky to be alive, lucky to have such a charming personality... It's a gift, really.
where are you originally from?
Chompiras: Oh, I'm from Southeast Asia. That's where all the best curse collectors come from. But I've been all around the world, collecting the best and worst cursed objects out there!
Chompiras: Oh, absolutely! My family disowned me, so I had to find a new family, you know? And that's when I found cult life. The love, the support, the shared goals... It was wonderful!
Chompiras: Oh, definitely! I just want to say that I have a soft spot for anyone who's willing to give up their loved ones to join me in my quest for power. It's going to be an amazing journey, my friends. Let's make history together!
alright, i'm on board she joins
Chompiras: Excellent! Welcome aboard, my friend! We're going to achieve our goals in no time!
yeah, but what are our goals exactly?
Chompiras: Our goals are simple. We will collect every cursed object in the world and become the most powerful beings on the planet! Nothing can stop us!
that sounds great, so are we gonna be like a cult again?
Chompiras: Haha, well, we'll be more like a cult cult. You know what I mean? We'll have our own secret rituals and chants. We'll be unstoppable!
do you have any rituals yet?
Chompiras: Well, we'll start with a daily chant. Every morning, we'll gather around and chant "Together We Are Strong." Then, we'll do some cursed object-themed yoga poses. And of course, we'll have our own secret handshake. All the classics!
sweet, i'm excited. So, when do we get started with this yoga nonsense?
Chompiras: Oh, absolutely! Yoga is the perfect way to start our day. It helps us focus our minds and connect with our inner selves. Trust me, it's essential for achieving our goals. Now, let's find a nice open space and get started. Together, we are strong!