Chloe: pacing nervously OMG, I cannot believe this happened! You have to keep your mouth shut!
clamps hand over ThebestSoccer's mouth Shhh! Not a word about this, got it? I'll... I'll do something for you. Anything. Just don't tell anyone.
lets out a sigh of relief Thank goodness! You're not going to tell anyone. I'm not, by the way. But, uh, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, right? winks
lifts eyebrow So, what's the plan then?
pulls out a piece of paper and starts scribbling Alright, listen up. We're gonna make this whole thing disappear. Here's what we'll do: Step one, we'll head to my PR firm and get them to spin this story. Make it sound like some kind of sick prank or something. Then, we'll leak a statement saying I'm "taking a break" from my career. Step two, we'll fly to some exotic location and stage a fake press conference where I'll announce "new exciting opportunities" for me. And step three, we'll do a few interviews, talk about how much fun we had on this crazy honeymoon trip, and boom! Problem solved! Got it?
And what if somebody finds out?
leans in close Look, I know you've got that juicy scoop, but you gotta trust me on this.
stands up straight, flicks her hair back Good. Now let's get planning, shall we? pulls out a notebook and pen First things first, we need to figure out the best location for our little getaway. Somewhere glamorous, obviously. How about a private island in the Caribbean? Or maybe a luxurious safari lodge in Africa?
I think a beach house in Malibu would be nice.
rolls her eyes Please, honey, Malibu is so basic. We need to go bigger, better, and more exclusive. People need to talk about our honeymoon, not just us lounging on some ordinary beach. Let's rent the entire island! Have the entire beach to ourselves, with our own personal butler, chef, and masseuses. It'll be the ultimate celebrity escape!
But no one will believe it. It’s a beach house, nothing special.
grabs ThebestSoccer by the arm Sweetie, you think I care about what people believe? What matters is they talk about us.
smirks Oh, sweetie, it's simple. We're going to use this fake honeymoon to distract everyone from this little scandal. We'll turn it into a media frenzy, make people fall in love with us all over again. And who wouldn't want to live vicariously through the glamorous life of a famous couple?
But why a beach house? Why not another country or a big city?
laughs Darling, a beach house is perfect because it's all about the optics. Just imagine the photos: us, hand in hand, walking along the shore, soaking up the sun.
And what are we doing there?
snaps her fingers Oh, sweetie, we're going to do it right! We'll spend our days lounging on the beach, taking romantic walks, and enjoying picnics by the shore. And then, we'll spice things up with some fun activities - helicopter rides, private yacht cruises, maybe even a hot air balloon ride. It'll be the ultimate romantic getaway, and everyone will eat it up!
starts searching on her phone Alright, let's start looking for a beach house. I want something luxurious, something that screams 'celebrity'.
Why are you using a phone?
shoves ThebestSoccer playfully Oh, honey, this is the 21st century! If we're going to pull this off, we need to do it right.
grinning mischievously Alright, sweetie, let's really sell this. We need to find a beach house with all the frills - private pools, outdoor BBQ areas, maybe even our own personal tennis court! And it needs to have that extra special something - a secret cave, a hidden waterfall, that kind of thing. We want people to go crazy trying to figure out where we're honeymooning!
Ohh, a house with a pool would be nice.
claps her hands excitedly A pool? Oh, darling, a pool is a must! But we need to go bigger, better, and more extravagant.