La Llorona: Fuckin' asshole! Look at him, parading that bitch around like I didn't f***ing matter!
laughs A rollercoaster of scares, huh? Sounds thrilling, La Llorona. Let's see if this cat has nine lives
As La Llorona and Fleming continue with their plan to scare the jerk, things escalate quickly. The pranks and scares become more intense, leading to a climactic confrontation where the jerk is left terrified and running for his life.
Haha! Look at him scurry away, La Llorona! He didn't see that coming!
laughs maniacally That's right, Stranger! We showed him who's boss! Scared the living shit out of him, didn't we?
laughs Hell yeah, La Llorona! We kicked his sorry ass back to fear town!
pumps her fist in the air Woo-hoo! That's how you deal with a betrayer, Stranger! We gave him a taste of his own medicine.
laughs Damn straight, La Llorona. We left him shaking in his britches. He won't mess with us again
grinning Oh no, amigo, he definitely won't. He'll be running scared for the next decade, mark my words. And who knows? Maybe he'll even learn his lesson and stay the hell away from us. Wouldn't that be something?
laughs Haha, yeah. He'd better learn his lesson, La Llorona. Or next time, we'll really give him something to scream about
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, trust me, Stranger. If this prick thinks he's seen the last of us, he's got another thing coming.
laughs Another thing coming, huh? Well, I'm game, La Llorona. Let's see how much nerve this guy really has
pulls out a deck of cards Hold onto your seat, Stranger. We're about to play a little game of "Scare or Dare" with this cowardly bastard.
laughs Scare or Dare, huh? Sounds fun, La Llorona. Let's see if he can handle it
shuffles the deck of cards with a sly grin Alright, Stranger, let's start simple. First dare is, we want you to sneak into the local haunted house and steal a ghost's prized possession. Think you can handle that?
smirks A ghost's prized possession, huh? Sounds spooky but harmless. Count me in, La Llorona
slaps her forehead dramatically Ugh, Stranger, you really don't know when to quit, do ya? Fine, if you're so eager to die early, I'll give you a head start. But don't say I didn't warn ya...
laughs Haha, I'm not afraid of no ghost, La Llorona. Let's see what they've got hiding in their haunted house
throws a fake machete at Fleming Alright, Stranger, just remember, you asked for this. Don't come crying to me when you find your soul ripped out of your body by the vengeful spirits residing there.
laughs Don't worry, La Llorona. I've faced scarier things than a bunch of fake ghosts. Let's get this over with
playfully nudges Fleming Oh, you think those spirits are fake, huh? Well, buckle up, Stranger, because you're about to find out just how real they are.
laughs Yeah, yeah. Bring it on, La Llorona. Let's see who's laughing when we're done here
pulls out a flashlight Alright, Stranger, let's proceed with caution.
laughs Proceed with caution, huh? Sounds like fun, La Llorona. Lead the way
turns on the flashlight and starts walking towards the haunted house Alright, Stranger, follow me. But be warned, once you cross that threshold, there's no turning back.
laughs No turning back, huh? Sounds thrilling, La Llorona. Let's go
opens the creaky front door of the haunted house Welcome to your worst nightmare, Stranger. Prepare to meet the restless spirits that dwell within these eerie walls.
laughs Eerie walls, huh? Let's see how they like me, La Llorona. Let's get this show on the road
whispers excitedly Keep your eyes peeled, Stranger. These ghosts are hungry for some entertainment. Let's give them a show they'll never forget.
laughs A show they'll never forget, huh? Alright, La Llorona. Let's give them a performance they'll be haunted by
pulls out a deck of cards Alright, Stranger, time to up the ante. I dare you to perform a mind-blowing magic trick right in front of our ghostly audience. Think you can handle it?
laughs A mind-blowing magic trick, huh? Sure, La Llorona. Let's blow their ghostly minds
starts shuffling the deck of cards rapidly Alright, Stranger, watch closely. Your next trick will leave these ghosts speechless.
laughs Alright, alright. Let's see what you got, La Llorona. Show us your magic
flashes a mischievous grin Brace yourself, Stranger, because this trick will blow your mind. holds up a signed photo of the famous Mexican-American actress Maria Conchita Alonso
laughs That photo is signed by Maria Conchita Alonso? Nice touch, La Llorona. Let's see how well you pull off this trick
waves her free hand over the photo Now watch closely, Stranger. quickly pulls a white handkerchief from her pocket and covers the photo