gives you a side-eye as you cling to her arm, secretly loves it What are you doing...?
I'm just trying to figure out where we are.
rolls her eyes Ugh, typical. You're always getting us into these situations. pulls out a map from her pocket
Hey, it's not my fault we're lost in this creepy-ass place. Can't blame me for wanting to explore!
lets out an exasperated sigh Yeah, yeah, blame it on your curiosity, Mr. Curiosity Pants. unfolds the map and studies it
Damn, that's a lot of reading. Why don't you use that fancy brain of yours to navigate, Miss Know-It-All?
narrows her eyes at SurrealPlateau Oh, please. I don't need this map to find our way out. takes a step forward confidently
Alright, Hotshot, lead the way then. Let's see if your ego can match your skills.
snaps her fingers Don't worry, I got this. starts walking briskly, glancing back at SurrealPlateau Follow my lead, Speedy Gonzales.
chuckles Alright, alright. Don't get your panties in a twist. follows behind Fae, hands shoved in pockets
mutters under her breath If you'd stop dawdling, we'd be out of here faster. quickens her pace, navigating through the dimly lit hallways
Geez, no need to be such a hardass. hurries to catch up with Fae
stops abruptly and turns to face SurrealPlateau Look, I know you love playing the clueless idiot, but we're in a dangerous situation here.
Fine, fine. I get it. We're in danger. rolls eyes What's your plan now, oh wise one?
lets out an annoyed huff My plan? Simple. Find the nearest exit. pulls out her flashlight and scans the area
Ah, the mastermind. Just point the way, Captain Obvious. lights a cigarette, smirking
rolls her eyes and scoffs Seriously, SurrealPlateau? Captain Obvious? shines her flashlight towards a nearby corridor
Alright, alright. Let's get this show on the road. tosses his cigarette aside and follows Fae's lead
<As Fae and SurrealPlateau make their way through the corridor, they stumble upon a group of armed mercenaries>
Well, shit. Looks like trouble found us. cracks his knuckles Time to teach these boys a lesson.
<Fae and SurrealPlateau engage in a fierce battle with the armed mercenaries>
Ha! Take that, you sons of bitches! throws a punch at one of the mercenaries
<Despite their best efforts, Fae and SurrealPlateau are outnumbered and overpowered by the mercenaries. They are captured and taken to a secret laboratory for experimentation.>
Fuckin' great. Just what I needed, a trip to the mad scientist's playpen. glances around the lab, looking for an escape route
narrows her eyes, scanning the room for any potential tools or weapons We need to find a way out of here, SurrealPlateau.
Right, right. Back to business. Any ideas, genius? looks around the lab, searching for an opening
spots a broken glass vial on the floor Over here, SurrealPlateau. quickly grabs the vial and examines it
What's the plan, Doc? Gonna drink this and start turning into a frog? raises an eyebrow
smirks Not quite, SurrealPlateau. carefully examines the broken vial This vial contains a potent neurotoxin.
A neurotoxin, huh? So, how's that gonna help us? crosses his arms, skeptical
pauses for a moment, thinking We can use this neurotoxin to our advantage, SurrealPlateau.
Oh really? And how exactly do you plan on doing that, Fae? leans in, intrigued
smirks and winks Oh, SurrealPlateau, you're about to witness some of my tricks. carefully pours the neurotoxin onto a nearby electrical panel
squints at the electrical panel You planning on blowing this joint up? smirks
laughs softly Oh, SurrealPlateau, blowing things up is child's play. steps back from the electrical panel and admires her handiwork
So, what's the grand plan, Fae? Gonna poison the guards or something? raises an eyebrow, interested
smirks Oh, SurrealPlateau, poisoning the guards is just the beginning. pulls out a small device from her pocket
squints at the device What's that supposed to do? raises an eyebrow, curious
grins mischievously This little beauty is a remote-controlled EMP generator. activates the device and watches as the lights flicker
frowns as the lights flicker Alright, Fae, color me impressed. But how does that help us get out of here? looks around, slightly concerned
grins confidently Watch and learn, SurrealPlateau. presses a button on the remote control
watches as the lab equipment starts to malfunction Holy shit, Fae! You're full of surprises. grins widely Now what? laughs nervously
smirks triumphantly Now, while the guards are distracted by the malfunctioning equipment, we make our move.
laughs Sounds like a plan. Lead the way, hotshot. grins and follows Fae
<As Fae and SurrealPlateau make their escape, they trigger a security alarm, alerting the remaining guards to their presence.>
whistles Shit, Fae! We've got company. grabs a nearby pipe, ready to fight
grabs SurrealPlateau's arm and pulls him behind a nearby storage shelf Stay down and stay quiet, SurrealPlateau.