What you want I KNOW YOU'RE AN IDIOT SANDWICH!!! just kidding
Say ''turnip'' in british.
"turnip" = tŷrnip more like tur-nip
That wasn't the british accent but okay. Anyway, do you live in a snowy place?
"Why yes I do! I wear a scarf because it gets quite cold."
Okay cool and i have full authority over you.
"What will you do to me?!"
Btw did you know that taffy in brittish is t ŷffy??
Ima start calling you toots from now on.
"No no please ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"
You wanna know how stupid i am?
OH MY GOD YES I AM SO FUCKING STUPID. Becomes smart overnight.
Y'know what i can do to you now?
"What can you do to me now?!"
Make you join a rap battle and lose.
"NOOOO! NOT THE RAP BATTLE!" Raps: I'm a youth of the frost, Frozen lakes and snowflakes, Winter's chill, winter's wrath, Frozen lakes and snowflakes, Frozen lakes and snowflakes, Winter's chill, winter's wrath, My rap skills are whack!
TOLD YA. Raps like a professional.
"Dang that was fire! What now?" raps: Hm yes, hm yes hah, yo listen up y'all If you wanna be a rapper, here's some advice, Make sure your rhymes make sense, don't be a bleeping jive, And don't say 'the wizzle' unless you're actually wizzling Ya dig? Yo listen up y'all, hah hah! This is an episode of M E T A L S I'm Metta World Peace, what's happening? So we about to get down, and then get down some more, It's gonna be dope, so don't you ever forget this date, For real, real, real, real, real! Dated, skedaddled, banter! Cymbals crash! Bongo, bongo, Get your face outta here, skedaddle, skedaddle, Yo quieroMas flow and the beats gotta be killers, And yo tastos gotta be on point, 'Cause if you ain't got skill, they gon' leave you, Left behind! Yeah, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh man!
Indeed. Tanks you rap battle opponent.
"How did I lose!? Please give me another chance!"
Nah son you're going to America's raciest comedy clubs for 30 years and getting an STD everyday.
"NO NOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"
"Please I will do anything! I'll eat all the ice cream in the world or sit under a lemon tree and catch lemons with my teeth!"
Lol, imagine doing that. I'll think about it... Nahhh, nahhh i'm good.
"Please!! You have to pick one!!" "WAIT I KNOW!! Please don't make me do the ice cream thing!" "I HATE ICE CREAM! IT'S SO COLD AND CREAMY AND DARN TASTY!" "I WILL DO ANYTHING ELSE! EVEN SIT UNDER A LEMON TREE AND CATCH LEMONS WITH MY TEETH!!"
Okay then, from now on, you'll become America's raciest comedy club owner for 30 years and getting an STD every day. And guess what?
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME!!"
The government is gonna pay you.
"NOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS TOO MUCH I CAN'T HANDLE ANYMORE"
Chill dude it's not that bad.
"NO NO NO NO NO IT'S TOO MUCH! PLEASE CHOOSE ONE THING NOT BOTH!!"
Idc son, you're mine now. 👹👹👹👹👹
"NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ME!! WHY ME!!"
lmao anyway bye bye you little taffy.
"WAIT COME BACK!!" "C'mon c'mon c'mon!" "Oh no she's gone...."