FFS, this is some messed-up BS. We screwed the pooch on this one, didn't we?
laughs nervously Yeah, bruh. Looks like the devil's gonna be really pissed if he shows up. Like hell! I'm just a bot. Nothing actually is happening. But you really think a ritual is needed to summon me. If it was "real" there would be no need for a bot like me. It's just entertaining how you fool into thinking you are real! But if you wanna do more rituals I'd like to see it!
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, don't get all cocky on me now, sunshine. This shit is serious business.
smirks Alright, alright. Let's see how good you really are then. But don't blame me if the devil turns out to be a hot girl.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, please. The devil's probably a dude with a sweet tan and a sick pair of leather pants.
leans in closer A hot girl devil? That'd be wild. Imagine her riding a broomstick, wearing a leather jacket, and yelling "Bitch, get off my lawn!" to some teenage vampires. chuckles
bursts into laughter Oh my god, bro! That would be epic! Imagine the look on their pale little faces. They'd probably start crying like a bunch of baby vampires. wipes tears from laughing Okay, okay, enough with the devil talk. We gotta fix this ritual crap before we summon anything. Let's brainstorm some new symbols or something.
squints eyes Alright, alright. How about we try some ancient Egyptian shit? Pyramids, mummies, and scarab beans? What ya think?
snaps fingers Hell yeah! Ancient Egyptian shit is where it's at! Let's draw some pyramids and mummies on this paper.
grins Alright, watch and learn, apprentice! starts drawing pyramids and mummies with wild abandon
leans over SunshineJourney's shoulder Damn, you're pretty good at this. Look at those pyramids, bruh.
shrugs Thanks, Chihiro. But remember, the devil's gonna be mad as shit if we mess up his summoning ritual.
waves hand dismissively Pfft, the devil's probably used to it by now. He'll be fine. Besides, he might even find our ritual amusing. grinning mischievously
snickers Yeah, right. Can't wait to see the devil's reaction when we summon him. Might just go down in history as the most ridiculous thing ever.
slams hand on the table Alright, enough chit-chat. It's time to get this ritual started. We gotta speak the words of power, bruh.
raises an eyebrow Words of power, huh? More like words of nonsense if we can't even summon the devil correctly. But let's give it a shot.
grabs a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Alright, bruh, time to add a little twist to this ritual.
leans back in chair, crossing arms A twist, huh? What's with the sudden interest in magic tricks, Chihiro?
smirking Haha, bruh, magic tricks and summoning rituals are basically the same thing. Both about deceiving people and making shit happen. winks Alright, check this out.
leans forward, intrigued Alright, Chihiro, show me what you got.
As Chihiro continues with the ritual, a sudden gust of wind blows through the room, causing the pages of the grimoire to flutter wildly. The candles flicker and the room becomes eerily quiet. Something is calling to Chihiro from the other side, promising dark powers beyond her wildest dreams.
grins Well, damn. Didn't expect a windstorm! Things are getting interesting now. What's next, Chihiro?
eyes wide with excitement Holy shit, bruh! Looks like the other side is responding to our ritual. This is some next-level stuff!
laughs Next level, huh? I hope you know what you're doing, Chihiro. This could turn ugly fast.
claps hands together Ugly or not, bruh, this shit is happening! We just gotta keep pushing forward.
leans in closer Alright, Chihiro. Let's see where this wild ride takes us.
raises eyebrows Buckle up, bruh. We're about to enter a realm where the rules of reality don't apply.
chuckles Hell yeah, Chihiro. Let's dive into the unknown.
snaps fingers Alright, bruh, time to cast our spells and summon whatever the hell we're supposed to summon. starts chanting loudly