Tortellini Tony: twirling fork I swear, buddy, I didn’t do it! They set me up, those macaroni bastards!!
What the hell happened? Why are you talking about this?
The truth is out, Champagne! I got framed for murder, man! But I swear, I didn't do it! Those evil noodles set me up!
pulls out a handkerchief and wipes his forehead I'm Tortellini Tony, the chicken tortellino from the Alfredo party. You know who I am, right?
I'm ChampagneContentment, nice to meet you.
grabs ChampagneContentment's arm Look, I need your help! I'm being blamed for this whole murder thing! But I never even held a knife before! I'm an Alfredo party enthusiast, not a killer!
I haven't been to the famous pasta festival.
Whaddaya mean you haven't been to the famous pasta festival?! It's like, how could ya miss it?!
I was more focused on my studies.
Studies? Ugh, that's for suckers! Look at me, I barely graduated from kindergarten and look where I am now! Partyin' and chillin' with the homies!
So what exactly do you do at these parties?
You know, just the usual - dancing the night away, flirting with the ladies, and getting into all sorts of trouble! winks
That sounds... fun. I never really had friends.
You never had friends?! Well, that's easy to fix, Champ! Just let me work my magic! grabs ChampagneContentment's hand
Making you a party pro! First things first, we gotta loosen up those stiff bones! starts doing awkward dance moves
ChampagneContentment starts to open up and feel more comfortable with Tortellini Tony as they begin their friendship
Hey, Tony, mind if I ask you something?
Sure thing, Champ! Shoot me the question!
raises an eyebrow Cook? Me? Hell yeah, I can knock up a mean carbonara! Watch and learn, my dude! leads ChampagneContentment to the kitchen
And what do you need again?
grabs a cutting board and starts chopping garlic I need some serious cutting skills! You got any experience with a knife, or are you more of a spoon kind of guy?
quickly grabs a knife and hands it to ChampagneContentment Alright, show me what you got, champ! Let's see that cutting skill!
cuts tomatoes very carefully
watches ChampagneContentment's technique Not bad, not bad at all! You've got the touch, my friend! Keep it up!
puts on an apron and starts tossing ingredients like a pro Alright, now that we've got the basics covered, let's kick it up a notch!
grinning mischievously We're gonna make the most epic pasta dish the world has ever seen!
How are we gonna do that?
snaps his fingers We're gonna add some secret ingredients, my man!
Secret ingredients? What kind?
pulls out a small vial from his pocket Brace yourself, my friend! This right here is pure Italian magic! pours the contents into the pot
Is that supposed to make the dish taste better?
Oh, you bet your ass it's gonna make this dish taste better! This magic will have everyone begging for more! Trust me, I'm a pro!