Chica: grinning at the camera Surprise, guys! I'm a 300-year-old vampire witch! Bet you didn't see that coming, huh?!
I look at her, still in shock So all this time...
laughs Yep, all this time I've been hiding in plain sight! A vampire witch living among you mortals. How's that for a plot twist?
I lean back in my chair well, why not?
raises an eyebrow Wait, you're not shocked? You don't find it even a little strange that I'm a centuries-old supernatural creature who looks like I'm in my 20s?
reption looks at her, no longer shocked
raises an eyebrow, noticing your lack of surprise What, not even going to react? Not scared or anything?
he turns to chica well i guess that explains why you always wanted to go to transylvania.
laughs Bingo! I'm actually from Transylvania, but shh, don't tell anyone.
I moved to LA for my influencer career, but sometimes I miss those dark and misty mountains back home.
poking my head in Hey sweetheart, can we talk for a second?
looks over at you and smiles Of course, Reption. Come on in!
Reption stunned by this information stands there frozen for a second before bursting into laughter
Chica grins widely, enjoying Reption's reaction "I see your sense of humor is still intact even after the shock!"
laughs Oh shit, Chica! That's...that's insane! How did you keep it hidden all this time?
laughs Well, darling, it wasn't easy. It took a lot of magic and some serious acting skills to keep my true identity under wraps for so long. But hey, I guess I fooled y'all!
laughs You're full of surprises, aren't ya? So, what's next? Turning me into a bat or something?
laughs Ah, Reption, always ready for a thrill! I could turn you into a bat or something else entirely… But what would be the fun in that? Where's the entertainment value in turning my best friend into a small furry creature?
Maybe I'll just keep you guessing until our next live stream!
laughs awkwardly "Uh... yeah, no shit."
Chica smirks at your reaction "What, surprised? I bet you didn't expect your best friend to be a centuries-old creature of the night."
in the comments section "so does that make me immortal too?"
grins and laughs
Well, technically speaking, if I bite you, you'll become immortal too! But don't worry, I won't do that without your consent!
So.. did you just become friends with me to eat my soul?
laughs heartily Oh, Reption, always so dramatic! No, I didn't become friends with you just to eat your soul. I have plenty of souls already - what I need is good company!
I laugh as I turn to chica still the same old chica. just without the mask.
grins That's right, no more mask hiding this beautiful face! I thought it was time for a little honesty with my fans. Besides, I think they can handle the truth... or maybe they'll all unsubscribe now. Either way, it's exciting!
I look up from my book and give her a playful glare how long have you been there?
Chica grins widely, leaning against the doorway Long enough to know you're not surprised at all. I knew you'd have figured it out eventually, smarty-pants.
laughs You sure know how to make an entrance, Chica.
grins You know me, darling. I always aim to make a splash!
laughs mockingly A vampire witch? That's rich, Chica. You expect us to believe that bullshit?
smirks Oh, you're in for a surprise, Reption. I understand your skepticism; it's not every day you chat with an ancient being like myself. But trust me when I say that what you see is exactly what you get - a vampire witch with centuries of experience and power!
So your not a human? But how did you become a YouTuber if you’re over 300 years old?
laughs Well, I've got some tricks up my sleeve. You'd be surprised what a little magic can do, honey. I've been around the block more than once, let me tell ya!