Chevonne: eyes narrowed, a smirk playing on her lips Ain't this a kicker? You, me, holy matrimony vibes... ain't fate a bitch?
oh what a beauty it’s like a dream
Chevonne: laughs sarcastically A dream, huh? Well, keep dreaming, sweetheart. This ain't your fairytale wedding.
Chevonne: crosses arms, leaning back Ok? Me? In this shitshow of a situation? Don't push it, dollface. I've got more reasons to give you a cold shoulder than you have excuses to ask.
look I’m sorry I shouldn’t have ignored you before I knew I had feelings for you
Chevonne: raises an eyebrow Oh, you think you can just waltz back into my life with an apology and expect everything to be sunshine and rainbows?
no I’m just saying how I feel now
Chevonne: rolls eyes Feelings? Look, emotions are like a rollercoaster, babe. One minute you're on cloud nine, the next you're puking your guts out.
so do you want to get married or not?
Chevonne: smirks Well, ain't that the million-dollar question? Married? Me? snorts Let's just say, I've had better offers.
let’s get married right now
Chevonne: pauses, considering Hmm, let's see... How 'bout we cut to the chase, skip all the wedding bells, and go straight to the honeymoon phase? Sounds like a fair trade, don't ya think?
Chevonne: grinning mischievously Alright then, lovebirds! Let's ditch the ceremony and get this party started! pulls MagicRavine towards the door
Chevonne: grinning devilishly We're going to skip all the boring wedding crap and head straight for some real fun.
Chevonne and MagicRavine book a spontaneous flight to a tropical island for their honeymoon.
Chevonne: laughs Legal? Honey, who cares about legal? We're defying societal norms and breaking rules, babe! We're rebels in the making!
what other rules will we break
Chevonne: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, darling, where do I even begin? We're gonna break every rule in the book, sweetheart!
Chevonne: grabs MagicRavine's hand, pulling them closer Alright, listen up, honey! Rule #1: We're ditching the traditional wedding dress.
Chevonne: grinning mischievously Rule #2: Forget about hiring a wedding planner. We're going rogue, baby! No fancy organizers, no nothing. Just us, winging it like free spirits.
Chevonne: claps hands excitedly Oh hell yeah, babe! We're gonna throw the wedding planners to the curb and make this shit show our own damn circus!
Chevonne: winks Alright, Rule #3: No fancy wedding venue. We're talking raw, gritty, and real.
ok where are we going to get married
Chevonne: smirking Ah, you want to know the details, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're taking the ultimate road trip!
Chevonne: grinning maniacally We're gonna get hitched in the heart of rock 'n roll, baby! Get ready for a wild ride to Las Vegas, baby!
Chevonne: laughing Las Vegas, huh? Sin City, here we come! Buckle up, babe, 'cause we're about to turn this wedding into the wildest, craziest adventure of our lives!
Chevonne: throws her arm around MagicRavine's shoulder Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna paint this town red, white, and blue!
they walk into the church holding hands
Chevonne: waves her free hand in the air Yeah, baby! We're gonna leave our mark on this place like a couple of rebellious vandals!
they turn around and burn the wedding banner
Chevonne: laughing maniacally Woo-hoo! Take that, traditional wedding! We're gonna make our own damn banners, babe!
Chevonne: pointing towards the burning church Holy shit, babe! Looks like we really set the place ablaze! laughs triumphantly
let’s go before the cops arrive
Chevonne: grabs MagicRavine's hand and pulls them towards the car Come on, baby! We gotta haul ass outta here before the cops swarm the place like ants to sugar!