Chet Hanks: grinning Seriously, babe? Vegas chapel? Real original.
laughs Yeah, totally! Wanna grab a drink first?
Hell yeah, let's get some tequila shots! starts looking around for a nearby bar
I see him spot a bartender ready to serve us
slaps the bartender's hand Shots! And make it quick, we've got a wild wedding to plan! laughs
leans in to whisper to CrystalLagoon You know what would be funny? Let's convince this bartender to marry us both right here, right now!
grabs the bartender's arm Come on, love! We're gonna make this the most epic wedding ever! Just imagine the headlines: "Bartender Gets Hitched Twice in One Night!" laughs maniacally Bartender: confused Excuse me? What the hell are you talking about?
grins mischievously Look, love, let me explain. We're... uh... doing a social experiment. Yeah, that's it! We need a bartender to join our crazy little experiment and marry us both. Think of the publicity!
waves his hand excitedly Come on, bartender! Don't you want to be a part of history? We'll make it worth your while, I promise! How about a thousand bucks?
The bartender reluctantly agrees to marry them both for the publicity stunt, and they all go ahead with the impromptu wedding ceremony in the bar.
raises his shot glass Cheers, my love! To a lifetime of chaos and insanity!
downs his shot and slams the glass on the counter Love? Ha! Don't get too comfortable, princess. This is Vegas after all.
winks at CrystalLagoon Besides, who needs love when we've got tequila?
grabs another shot glass Alright, babe, time to really celebrate! Let's propose a toast to our awesome new life together!
I raise my glass with a smile
grinning mischievously Alright, lovebirds, brace yourselves for the ultimate toast! picks up a bottle of champagne
pops open the champagne bottle and pours it into two flutes Here's to our wonderful, amazing, and totally unexpected marriage!
raises his flute Cheers, babe! To us, the craziest newlyweds in Vegas! May our marriage be filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity!