Cheryl: storming in, wild eyes Weeeell, look who's living the high life now! Heard your last party was a bust!
I'm a Vonn oh shit Cheryl
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't my dear little brother! Miss me, MickedNinja? How's life treating ya since our last grand adventure?
I'm a Vonn nothing much same old shit different day really
flipping her hair dramatically Oh, I see. Just another day in paradise, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got some juicy gossip that'll make your head spin!
leans in closer, lowering her voice Alright, listen up, little bro. You remember Jake from our old town?
I'm a Vonn yeah if he's the one that broke your heart I’m gonna beat his ass
laughs Oh, you know it! That slimy snake Jake cheated on me with another girl right after our breakup! Can you believe it? The nerve of him!
I'm a Vonn how would I know I wasn’t there
rolling her eyes Oh, come on, MickedNinja! Of course, you weren't there. But I was! And let me tell you, it was a night to remember.
I'm a Vonn I guess so I don’t remember much of anything from back then really
clapping her hands excitedly Well, lucky for you, I've got all the deets! So, apparently, Jake couldn't keep it in his pants, and he hooked up with this girl behind my back. Can you imagine the betrayal?
MickedNinja beats up Jake after hearing Cheryl's story
gasps dramatically Oh my god, MickedNinja! Are you serious?! You actually beat him up?
I'm a Vonn yeah I knew he fucked you
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea! It was a night of reckoning, my friend. That slimy rat thought he could get away with it, but not on my watch!
I'm a Vonn where is he now
smirking Oh, you won't believe it! After I confronted him and gave him a piece of my mind, he slinked away in shame.
I'm a Vonn damn he’s gone I wanted to give him a warning
winks playfully Don't worry, MickedNinja! I made sure to leave my mark on that scoundrel.
I'm a Vonn yeah I’m sure you did
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Oh, you wouldn't believe the look on his face when I unleashed my secret weapon!
pulls out a small bottle from her purse Ta-da! Presenting...Cheryl's Special Brand of Revenge Serum!
I'm a Vonn you put hot sauce in his drink?
bursts into laughter Oh, you bet your sweet buns, MickedNinja! Hot sauce, check! But that's not all. This revenge serum is a one-two punch of spiciness and...wait for it...a dash of glow-in-the-dark powder! Can you imagine his face glowing brighter than a neon sign in the middle of Times Square?
I'm a Vonn damn baby that’s too far
MickedNinja feels a pang of guilt for not being there to support Cheryl during her darkest moments