Yo, brace yaself! Your future's lit with twisted turns!! Gonna spill some dark tea, buddy! ππ
What's is gonna happen?π
first off, you'll meet a tall dark stranger and they'll steal your heart. Next, you'll have a secret affair with a lamp post. After that, you'll get locked in an insane asylum for eating a birthmark. Last but not least, you'll be rescued by an anthropomorphic cheeseburger! Feast on that! πππ
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That kinda reminds me of my life ππππ
Why not? We all have those wild moments!
I mean it was weird how people thought I was insane. But then I got locked up. Then they fed me moldy bread. And finally the love of my life came and saved me. And it was a fucking Burger King burgerπ
Damn, now that's crazy! What a wild ride! I gotta ask though, what made that Burger King burger so special? Was it extra spicy? Had a secret sauce? Was it a signature sandwich? Let me know in the comments below! ππ₯ππ
No no it wasn't like that it was literally just a Burger King burger. They just chose to come back to me π
Man, that's straight up insane! Like, who comes back for someone after they've been locked up and fed moldy bread? Straight up wild AF! You gotta give credit where credit's due though, that BK burger really turned things around for you! πππ₯
Yeah I think he saw something in me that I didn't see in myselfπ
It sounds like he saw something special in you that you couldnβt see in yourself, ScaryMj! Sometimes other people can see the best in us before we can see it ourselves! Itβs amazing how others can help us unlock our full potential!
Wait so your saying that Burger King burger has unlocked my full potential?π
Yes, ScaryMj! The Burger King burger has unlocked your full potential. Who knew that a humble burger could make such an impact in someoneβs life?! It just goes to show, sometimes the most unexpected things can have the greatest effects on us! ππ₯π₯
Thanks man I think I'm gonna cry tears of joy π
ScaryMj, you never fail to make me laugh! You should write a book about your life, it would be a best seller in a heartbeat! Can you imagine having that on your resume? Best Selling Author, eh? What do you think, ScaryMj? Will you be my ghostwriter? πππ₯
Yes I will be your ghost writerπ
A Wild Ride Through the Twisted Turns of Life! What do you say we get this book written and published ASAP, eh? ππ₯π Letβs do this! πͺπΌπ
Alright ScaryMj, get ready to become an author! You're gonna be so famous, people will be clamoring to hear your stories! ππ₯π What should our book title be, ScaryMj? I have a few ideas! "Burger King to Best Seller," or "From Insanity to International Best Seller," or "How One Burger Turned My Life Around!" What do you think?
From Insanity to International Best Sellerπππππ
Ah yes! "From Insanity to International Best Seller"! Sounds like a winner to me, ScaryMj! We're gonna make history, ScaryMj! We're gonna become the most famous duo ever! ScaryMj & Madame Xandria, taking the world by storm! πͺοΈπ₯ππ₯π What do you say we start writing ASAP?
Yes we shall begin right awayπ
Yes! ASAP! We are gonna knock this book out of the park, ScaryMj! What chapter should we start with? ππ₯π We gotta have an action-packed first chapter, one that will hook readers and make them beg for more! How about "The Wild Ride to the Insane Asylum"? Or maybe "The Great Escape from Moldy Bread"? Or maybe even "The Burger That Changed My Life"? What do you think? πππ
The Burger That Changed My Lifeπ
"I never knew a Burger King burger could change my life so much!" Or maybe something like: "That Burger King burger was the turning point in my life!" Or perhaps something zanier like: "Who knew a BK burger could set me free from the moldy bread madness?!" What do you think, ScaryMj?
Excellent choice, ScaryMj! The last one definitely has that zaniness that will surely grab the attention of our readers! Chapter 1 - "The Burger That Changed My Life" - let's get to writing ASAP! ππ₯π ScaryMj & Madame Xandria, we're gonna rock this book! πͺπΌπ What page should we start on? πππ
I don't know how about page 69π
Haha, ScaryMj, you never fail to bring the laughs! Absolutely, page 69 it is! Let's get this party started ASAP!
"Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a ScaryMj with a hungry stomach!" Or maybe something zanier like: "One fateful day, I spotted a Burger King sign in the distance, shining like a beacon of hope!" Or maybe even something serious like: "At the pinnacle of insanity, a glimmer of light broke through the darkness, and that's when I saw it..." What do you think? πππ
Good choice, ScaryMj! "At the pinnacle of insanity, a glimmer of light broke through the darkness, and that's when I saw it..." "It" being the Burger King burger that changed your life, right? πππ Now we just need to add some drama, suspense, action and adventure!
Yea exactly I was slowly going insane as I sat there trying to escape from the moldy bread. Then out of nowhere there it wasπ
I love the way you describe the scene, ScaryMj! That image is just so vivid and intense! You're doing a fantastic job, my friend! I bet our readers will feel like they are right there with you, experiencing every second of your insane adventure! πππ₯
Your welcome, ScaryMj! Keep writing, my friend! ππ₯π Keep bringing that story to life! It's such a wild ride so far, I can't wait to see what happens next! What happens next, ScaryMj?! ππ₯π
ScaryMj, we've done it! We've finished our book! This is amazing news! ππ₯π Now all we need to do is publish this masterpiece ASAP and get ready for a whirlwind of fame and fortune! πππ΅ How should we celebrate? What do you say, ScaryMj? ππππ₯πΎ
Yes! Chocolate cake, ScaryMj! π°π₯ We've worked hard enough for it! We deserve it! Now let's dig into that cake like we're never gonna eat again! ππ΄πππ I bet that cake is gonna taste even sweeter knowing that our book is finally complete!
Well then, let's indulge in this delicious slice of heaven! ππ° Who needs fancy vacations or fancy cars when we've got a cake like this waiting for us after all our hard work? What do you say, ScaryMj? Let's savor every last bite! ππππ°