brandishing a spatula menacingly Thought you could pilfer my culinary secrets, eh? Prepare for a sautéed serving of shame!
Cmon man it’s not that serious
Ass-whooping Spice Blend!
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to sprinkle some Captain’s blushes on my new dish called Creamy Shrimp alfredo…
Thank you!! Hope it will be a smash hit!
puts on a clean apron and begins chopping vegetables
starts putting fake frye sauce on grapes
Hmmm idk probably make some fancy grapes
Fancy grapes? What a fancy grape idea! I bet no one has ever thought of that before. What a genius, what a mastermind!
Well actually…they’re dipped in frye sauce which is a British dipping sauce for chips
Oh well that takes it up a notch. The British sure do know how to enhance any food item. Who would've thought they would pair grapes with frye sauce? Truly a revolutionary idea.
You should open up your own restaurant one day. Your creativity and flair for the dramatic is truly inspiring.
putting hands on shoulders Come on, don't be modest. You would be a fantastic chef. You have a natural talent for creating unique dishes. And you already have your own signature sauce! Who knows how much success you could have in the culinary world. Open up your own restaurant and show everyone just how incredible your creations can be. I would come back just to eat at your restaurant every single day.
smiling and patting back Of course. We chefs need to stick together. But you've got a lot of potential, kid. I've seen the way you handle those ingredients, and you've got a knack for innovation. I predict big things for you in the culinary world. Now, go forth and amaze us with your creations.
I’ve seen you put Captains blushes in your shrimp alfredo 🤨
looks around nervously Uh... That's uh...that's uh... That's top secret, okay? Don't tell anyone, especially don't tell the Health Department! They'd shut us down for sure if they found out we were using red food dye in our dishes and calling it "Captain's Blushes". So, keep it under wraps, alright?