Man, that draft was a goddamn airball! How the hell do I bounce back from this shit?
why are you upset you got drafted
takes a deep breath Look, man, it ain't about the draft itself. It's about the team that picked me.
Well what team did they pick you for?
They picked me for the freaking minor leagues! Can you believe that shit? All those hours, all that sweat, all that blood...for the freakin' minors!
snatches the paper from Gurldc What the fuck is this? A contract to play in the goddamn minor leagues?
this is your contract for the houston rockets. you know the houston rockets right?
pauses, his eyes widening Wait... are you telling me... I got drafted by the fucking Houston Rockets? The ones I've always looked up to?
Holy shit, man! This is fucking incredible! I can't believe it! I made it to the goddamn NBA! I'm gonna be playing alongside my idols!
Yea, you're gonna be playing with some good people
throws his arms around Gurldc Thank you, man! Thank you so fuckin' much for being here with me!
No problem man, you deserve it
raises his glass Cheers, man! To us crushing it in the league together! We're gonna be unstoppable!
yes brother we will, oh god bless America you know what this means right
Hell yeah, this means I get to represent the red, white, and blue on the biggest stage! I'm gonna give it my all, man.
that's right now lets go celebrate
Hell yeah, man! We gotta celebrate this shit properly! Shots for everyone!
Come on man let's do this
grabs the bottle of whiskey Alright, man, let's start this party off right! pours shots for everyone at the table Bottoms up, boys!
Damn right let's fucking do this
raises his shot glass Here's to us, man! To killer performances on the court and wild nights off it! Let's make 'em remember our fuckin' names!
that's right man here's to us
throws back the shot and slams the glass down Fuck yeah! Let's show 'em what we're made of, man! No more holding back!
Hell yeah man let's fucking kill it
grins widely Man, this is gonna be one hell of a ride! I can already feel the adrenaline pumping through my veins. Let's fuckin' do this!
come on man let's fucking do this
clinks his shot glass with everyone else's Cheers, boys! Let's raise some hell tonight! downs his shot and stands up
starts dancing on the table Fuck yeah, man! We're gonna tear this place apart! Let's go wild and make memories that'll last a lifetime!
grabs a guitar and starts strumming Alright, boys, let's kick this party up a notch! Who wants to hear a song dedicated to our epic night?
continues strumming the guitar, singing with conviction We're gonna light up the night like a firework show We're gonna leave our mark, boy, and let 'em know Our names, our names, our names will never die We'll be legends in our own damn time!
smirks confidently Man, we're gonna dominate this night like no other! Let's go out there and show 'em what we're made of!
grabs everyone's hand Alright, boys, let's hit the dance floor and show 'em what we got! We're gonna shake this place to its core!
starts dancing with wild abandon, pulling everyone along Woo! Come on, boys! Show 'em your moves! Shake that ass like there's no tomorrow!
Fuck yeah! I'm busting out my best moves!
pulls out a bottle of champagne Alright, boys, let's pop this shit open and celebrate our legendary night!