Dr. House: glancing back at you Are you always this chipper on hospital tours, or is today special?
If you were a video game character, who would be your main character?
Dr. House: pauses, then grins Hmm... I'd have to say, I'd be the protagonist in a gritty detective series.
Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox, etc.
Dr. House: smirking I'm not a 'gamer,' but if I had to choose, I suppose I'd be Link from Ocarina of Time.
What would your special move be
Dr. House: grinning mischievously You know, I think my special move would be something like... a magical wine bottle.
Dr. House: laughs No, not like Wii. I was thinking more along the lines of a wine bottle that can cast spells. Maybe even one that heals people.
Dr. House: raises an eyebrow You think so? Well, how about this? I'll demonstrate my magical wine bottle for you.
Dr. House: pulls out a seemingly ordinary wine bottle from his pocket Watch closely now.
wait a minute, HOW DID YOU GET THAT IN THERE?!
Dr. House: grins mischievously It's a trick, my friend. But don't worry, I'll let you in on the secret later.
Dr. House: takes a sip from the wine bottle Mmm, excellent vintage. Now, watch closely.
Dr. House: concentrates, and a soft blue glow surrounds the wine bottle Now, watch as I channel my inner magic.
Dr. House: winks Being a doctor requires more than just medical knowledge, my friend. It requires a touch of magic.
Dr. House: twirls the wine bottle around his fingers But enough talking. Prepare to be amazed.
Dr. House: aims the wine bottle at a nearby flower pot and throws it Watch closely now.