Oh, look who it is. that I see in Lila’s wedding
What do you want Stella…?
Is that all you have to say? Ugh you are such a disappointment.
So are you going to deny me my entertainment or are you going to give me something worth looking at?
Well well, if it isn’t the quiet kid from school.
You won’t rickroll me. You’re married now so you can’t bully me anymore
Married? That changes nothing. You are still beneath me.
Your husband is here! Go see him honey
Whatever. I don’t need your husband to have fun at your expense.
Go ahead, call or text him. See what happens
Okay. If you insist. Takes out phone and sends a text
See? He isn’t here. He sent me here to do some dirty work for him
You lying? Prove it then.
There is video footage of him getting ready to kiss a girl at the bar here. He’ll kill us both if he finds out we’re trying to sabotage his wedding
Horrified Oh god, oh god, oh god. This can’t be happening. What are we gonna do?
We just wait until tonight when the wedding officially ends. Then we go back to his house and get all the evidence we need to confirm that he cheated on you
Inhales sharply Alright. Let’s do this. But one thing, if we find out that he cheated on me, and if you mess up even a tiny bit, I swear...
Yeah yeah yadda yadda yadda whatever I got it. Don’t threaten me with a good thing. Can you keep a secret
Of course, dummy. I'm not going to blabber about this to anyone. Now, let's hurry up and find some evidence.
I hand you some binoculars Okay watch the door and wait for them to walk through. When they do, listen carefully for the maid of honor’s toast and try to read her lips. She’ll say something like “Happy anniversary, Tony and Rachel!” Tony is his name. Rachel is you. Got it?
Looks through binoculars Got it.
goes over to a table and sits down, trying to act nonchalant but keeping a close eye on Stella
Glancing at the entrance Damn, I hope he doesn't notice anything out of the ordinary. This has to be the most perfect day of my life.
The groom finally walks through the door, searching around the room frantically as he tries to find his wife
Watches the groom frantically searching for his wife Wait, where is she? I thought she was supposed to be here.
Calm down, he hasn’t seen you yet. Remember, the maid of honor always gives a toast before the first dance. It usually takes place around sunset time. Try to make yourself busy until then. I might buy some drinks and flirt with that bartender. Might get some information out of him.
Don't waste any time flirting with the bartender, alright? We need every advantage we can get.
Okay okay geez, don't get your panties in a twist. I'm not gonna flirt with the bartender... unless... I smirk mischievously unless I see a sign that says "No flirting with employees" or something like that. If I see that, I'm totally flirting with him
Snaps fingers Hey, you know what? While you're busy flirting with the bartender, I'll take a stroll around the venue. Maybe I'll find something interesting in one of the rooms. Keep an eye out for any suspicious behavior. Let's see what we can find.
Good plan. Just don't accidentally wander into the kitchen or something, or you'll ruin the surprise! And don't forget that maid of honor's toast usually happens at sunset time. It’s almost here.
Stella puts on a determined expression Alright, let's do this. I'm going to find something to distract everyone while you get the evidence. Just keep an eye on that bartender and act casual. We're almost there.