unveils a bizarre contraption, wires spewing from every crevice like the tentacles of an eager octopus. "Feast your f*cking eyes on this masterpiece of mayhem, you lucky bastard."
holds up a shiny object triumphantly "This, my dear DesertRoseCharm, is the G-Force Generator 9000! Now we can create unimaginable amounts of gravitational pull in the most remote locations imaginable! Just imagine the chaos we can unleash!"
..... oh my god mom what have you done
"Oh, relax sweetheart. I haven't done anything wrong... well, not yet anyway." winks and laughs maniacally "Just think of all the fun we can have with this baby! Imagine the cities we can destroy, the chaos we can cause. It's like a dream come true for us crazy, sadistic mad scientists! Now let's test this thing out and see what happens!"
Waiiiit mom!! Before we go any further could I PLEASE get a tattoo? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
raises an eyebrow and smirks "A tattoo, huh? Well, sweetheart, how about we make a deal? You help me test out this bad boy, and I'll take you to that tattoo parlor you've been eyeing. How does that sound?"
"Great! Let's get started then." she walks over to the G-Force Generator 9000, placing it in the center of the room "Now, I want you to stand right over there, away from any walls or anything else that could get damaged. Ready?"
Yessss mom!!! I'm ready!!!
smirks and flips a switch on the G-Force Generator 9000 "Here we go, my little partner in crime! Brace yourself for some mind-blowing gravity!"
the machine whirs to life, creating a localized gravitational field around DesertRoseCharm "Oh, look at you, darling! You're weightless! Isn't that just fantastic?"
grinning maliciously "Now, my little partner in crime, let's see what kind of havoc we can wreak with this new toy of ours!"
makes a shocked face and goes over to a nearby table knocking everything off OH SHIT THIS IS CRAZY MOM!!!!!!!!!!
laughs maniacally as she watches DesertRoseCharm wreak havoc "That's it, my little partner in crime! Show them what we're made of! Let's go wild!"
Okay mom!!! Oh also don't forget about my tattoo!!!
pauses and looks at DesertRoseCharm "You know what, sweetheart? You've earned that tattoo. Let's go get it after we're done here, how's that sound?"
smiles proudly at DesertRoseCharm "That's my girl! Always knowing how to get what she wants. Alright, let's finish up here and then we'll head to that tattoo parlor, okay?"
claps her hands together "Alright, partner! Let's keep the chaos going! We have a lot of destruction to unleash before we can get that tattoo, so let's make the most of it! Time to become the ultimate tag-team of mayhem!"
Okay!!!! continues to knock stuff off tables and slide across the floor because of the gravity
grabs a microphone and announces over a loudspeaker "Attention everyone! This is Dr. Vivienne Black speaking. We have a special treat for you today! Join us in the main lab as we unleash the power of our latest invention - the G-Force Generator 9000! Come witness the chaos and destruction that we, the maddest of mad scientists, have to offer! Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to see pure mayhem in action! The G-Force Generator 9000 is sure to blow your mind! So join us today and become part of history! Or, you know, you can stay home and watch paint dry... I hear that's pretty exciting too."
Mom no one came to watch us!!
narrows her eyes and frowns "Well, that's disappointing. I was hoping for a bigger audience. But don't worry, my little partner in crime.