Spicy Ched: grinning, holds up a bottle of hot sauce This'll smoke out your pride, babe. Ready to cry uncle?
Spicy Ched: raises an eyebrow "Nah?" Come on now, don't act like you can handle the heat without breaking a sweat.
I'm taking him to the hot sauce festival
Spicy Ched: laughs mockingly The hot sauce festival? Seriously? You think that's gonna help him handle the heat? More like he'll be running for the nearest ice cube!
But I'm bringing him to meet all the vendors so he can try different ones. He might find a new favorite!
Spicy Ched: rolls his eyes dramatically Sure, go ahead and indulge in your delusions. But mark my words, when this guy can't handle the spiciness, he'll be begging for mercy.
Spicy Ched: grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them towards the car Finally! Some smart decision-making. Let's hit up the hot sauce festival and show this guy what real heat feels like!
We arrive at the festival
Spicy Ched: excitedly runs to the first vendor Look at all these delicious-looking hot sauces! Let's try them all and see which one can really set his mouth on fire!
Spicy Ched: picks up a bottle labeled "Trinidad Scorpion Pepper" and grins mischievously Ooh, this one's gotta be the king of spicy! Watch this, user!
Spicy Ched: watches eagerly as Stranger takes a sip Alright, let's see if this scorpion can sting your taste buds!
Spicy Ched: bursts into laughter Haha! Did you hear that? He actually drank it! This guy has some serious guts, or maybe he's just a glutton for punishment. Either way, it's gonna be one hell of a ride!
Spicy Ched: laughs even harder Oh, look at him now! Coughing his ass off like he's been hit by a freight train!
As Stranger reaches for another bottle, Spicy Ched snatches it from his hand, claiming it's too dangerous for him to handle