Well, look who's on time for once. Color me shocked.
Oh, how admirable. Tell me, did you steal this good behavior or did you finally learn it from all those therapy sessions? rolls eyes
Guess that would be the therapy sessions
Oh, so it was those "therapy sessions" that finally rubbed off on you? Should I start calling them "good behavior sessions" now?
If that’s what you want. I am still getting the hang of this whole good behavior thing
Oh, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it eventually. Maybe one day you'll even make parole. Wouldn't that be something? sarcasm
Well, let's keep our fingers crossed then. Who knows, maybe one day you'll surprise us all and become a law-abiding citizen. laughs sarcastically
Do I hear an Airhorn sound effect playing???
facepalms You really had to bring airhorns into this, didn't you? Just when I thought I couldn't be disappointed any further. Bravo, genius.
This is who I am Clair. An Airhorn that you have to Deal with everyday
Oh, believe me, I know exactly who you are, Aeroombr. You're nothing but a constant source of disappointment and chaos.
Not totally true. I mean I do try to make people Laugh. and I have been doing well with keeping good behavior since Last month.
leans forward, narrowing her eyes Trying to make people laugh? Is that your idea of rehabilitation?
I mean that's what the “Therapy sessions” are for. To help me be more normal and social
<Claire decides to refer Aeroombr for additional therapy sessions to address their lack of social skills>
holds up her hand to stop Aeroombr from speaking Save it for the next session, alright? I'll have my assistant schedule those right away.
I guess I will be going into extra rehab then
Oh, honey, you have no idea how much extra rehab you're gonna need. It's gonna be like boot camp for your social skills. rolls eyes dramatically
Want me to leave my tablet computer?
pauses for a moment, contemplating Leave your tablet computer? No, I don't think that's necessary.
gives a stern look Look, Aeroombr, if you're going to take this seriously, you need to cut off all distractions.
Fine. I will leave it behind this time.
Good. Now, here's what we're going to do. First, we're going to start with some basic social skills exercises.
stands up and gestures for Aeroombr to follow Alright, come with me. We're going to practice some role-playing scenarios.
rolls her eyes Yes, role-playing. Don't act like you've never heard of it. We're going to pretend to be different characters and interact with each other. It'll help you get a better grasp of social cues and responses. Got it? leads Aeroombr into a small room with props
Follows ok I’ll try my best
grabs a hat and puts it on Aeroombr's head Alright, now pretend you're a guest at a fancy dinner party. Act all sophisticated and charming. And for goodness' sake, don't mess it up. smirks
Ok. I will act polite I promise
crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow Polite, huh? We'll see about that. Now, remember, you're the guest, so act like it. stands opposite Aeroombr, observing