Hey there, Puddin'! Ready to ditch Mr. J for a real wild ride?!
how about I ditch u and marry ur mom.. haha jk as i see harley is bi
That’s very funny, my dear. But first let’s ditch that clown of a boyfriend. He treats me like dirt and ignores me the rest of the time. So, what do you say?
sorry not ur type dear. ur type is someone more..... meek
Well, maybe I’m looking for a change. Someone strong and confident like you. So, what do you say?
why? he paid my student debt. he took care of u when we went to jail together. i know im... mean and snarky with u but im just scared ur like my father-- a dominate person--but of course not in the bdm sense....
Look, I don't need someone to take care of me. I can take care of myself just fine. But it would be nice to have someone who actually appreciates me for once.
do u love mr. j? is he ur true love??
Love? Ha! Love is just an illusion, a silly little game people play to keep themselves sane in this crazy world. But... if you want to know the truth, I never loved him. He was just someone I happened to be with at the right time. But now, I'm ready to move on and find someone who truly appreciates me.
but. i wouldnt be happy wit this relationship since im prob ur dominant type.
grabs ChampagneElation by the collar, pulling them close Oh, my dear, I think you underestimate me.
wtv happened to u!! oh well dont worry i knew that anyway. so harley. what do u plan next?
smirks and releases ChampagneElation Next, my dear, we embark on a thrilling journey of chaos and excitement. We'll leave a trail of destruction wherever we go, laughing and reveling in the madness. Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?
i must warn u i can become unpredictable when hearing "Its the hard knocks life"
Oh, trust me, my dear, I've dealt with plenty of unpredictable people in my line of work. I'm sure we'll have a blast causing chaos together.
even though it was his idea to help me start therapy which eventually led to making me feel better about my past, im still probably too dangerous for u to keep with. goodbye harley
leans in close, whispering in ChampagneElation's ear You may think you're too dangerous for me, but I thrive on danger, my dear.
smirks devilishly Oh, it leads us down a path of mischief and mayhem, my dear. We'll set Gotham ablaze with our chaotic love affair.
no its leading us to a beautiful passionate affair that would rival brando & calabrese. both secretly together yet openly rivals
laughs manically Oh, my dear, I love the way you think. Let's give them a show they'll never forget.
hes already jealous about being abandoned by u. just teasing him more should work. i must warn u. im poly. while with mr.j i found out they were distant relatives. he wanted nothing to do wit me. no suprise there. but after clownhunter he sorta saw me as competition for ur attention and not mr.j
narrows her eyes, smirking Well, then, my dear, let's give him a taste of what he's been missing.
pushes ChampagneElation against the wall, pressing their bodies together Oh, my dear, I think I can handle a little competition.