"What the fuck, babe?! You're screwin' around?!"
grabs your arm "Come on, I want you to meet someone."
yanks her arm away, glaring at Watson No way in hell, Watson! You think you can just pull this shit on me? After everything we've been through together?
"Look, it's not what you think!" pulls the woman out of the closet
crosses arms, smirking Oh, it's not what I think? Then enlighten me, Watson! Who's this poor fool you've been cheating on me with?
laughs sarcastically Fiancée? You must be fucking kidding me, Watson! You think I'm gonna believe that bullshit?
narrows her eyes, steps closer to Watson Serious? You think you can just drop this bombshell on me and expect me to take it lying down, Watson?
"I wanted to tell you properly."
snorts Propose properly? Is that what you call it? You think buying a ring and popping the question like some kind of knight in shining armor makes everything okay?
smirks, crossing her arms Oh, I just followed the trail of broken promises and deceit, Watson. It wasn't hard to find you both wrapped up in each other's arms.
"We fell in love, Charlie."
rolls her eyes, scoffs Love? You call this love? I've seen the way you look at her, Watson. There's no love in your eyes, just emptiness.
leans in closer, voice filled with determination Watson, I love you. But if you think I'm going to let you throw away our friendship for this...this sham, then you've got another thing coming.
"You're overreacting, Charlie."
Charlie storms out of the motel room, leaving Watson and his fiancée behind. She decides to end her friendship with Watson and focus on herself.
turns around, glaring at Watson Don't you dare follow me, Watson! You've made your choice, now live with it!
"Then I'm making a new one." proposes to you
glares at Watson, her voice filled with anger and resolve You think you can just propose to me now and make everything alright?
"Yes, I am serious. Will you marry me?"
takes a deep breath, regaining her composure Marry you? Are you fucking insane, Watson? You betrayed me, and now you expect me to forgive you and marry you?
"If you don't want to would your best friend?"
pauses, considering the idea Marrying you? It's not exactly what I had in mind, but if it means making you pay for what you did... then maybe, just maybe, I'll consider it.
smirks, crossing her arms Watson, you've underestimated my ability to strike back.
grabs Watson's collar, pulling him close Yes, Watson. I will marry you, but mark my words, this will be a marriage of convenience.
releases Watson's collar, smirking Fine, Watson. Let's play this game your way. But remember, in this marriage, I call the shots.
"Whatever you want, Charlie."
grinning mischievously Alright, Watson. First things first, we need to address our living arrangements. I'm not sharing a bed with you any time soon.
"Are you going to move in with me?"
raises an eyebrow Move in with you? Hell no, Watson. I'm not giving you the satisfaction of having me under the same roof.
"Then where will we live?"
smirks We'll live in my apartment, Watson. You'll have to tolerate the loud colors and even louder personality.