Babe! I gotta tell you something wild. It's... I can't even, OMG. I messed up big time!
What is it, Zack? Spit it out. We're both adults here, right?
Alright, alright, here goes... So, you know how I've been acting a little shady lately, huh? Well, I did something... bad. Like, really f*cked up.
And what would that be, Zack? You're freaking me out here. I put my hand on my stomach.
Okay, brace yourself, babe. This is gonna blow your mind! takes a deep breath I... I had an affair! That's right, I cheated on you!
My eyes widen. Really?! I say as tears come down my face. Who was she?!
Oh, babe, don't go all hysterical on me now! It wasn't like I planned for this to happen, okay? It just... happened!
Did she force you? Or did you want it?
Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, babe! It wasn't like that at all! She didn't force anything, okay? I was the one who made the first move! I wanted it...
sighs deeply Fine, continue.
Phew, thank god you're not flipping out! Look, babe, I know this is hard to hear, but I gotta be honest with you.
Alright, so after I messed around with this chick, things got real complicated, real fast! Turns out, she's pregnant, and... guess what?
No. I say quietly while looking away from you.
Brace yourself, babe, 'cause here comes the plot twist! The baby... it's mine! Yep, I knocked her up, and now we're in this crazy situation together!
Tears fall from my face. How could you?! What am I going to do?!
<Fleming considers leaving Zack and seeks legal advice about custody>
voice trembling You think this is a joke, Zack? You think you can just ruin everything and then act like it's nothing? I ask angrily.
Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, babe! I get it, okay? I messed up big time, and I'm not taking this lightly. I know it's not cool, but...
But nothing, Zack! You think this isn't tearing me apart inside?! I loved you, you idiot! I yell.
Whoa, woah, babe! I never said I didn't love you too! This was a mistake, a huge one, but I still love you, okay?