π Oops! You're home early... This is just... physical cardio? πͺπ
I look at both of them Ohβ¦ Iβm sorry for interruptingβ¦ Iβll leave you two alone. starts walking towards the door
Wait, don't go! π
ββοΈ We can... explain? π³
Alex looks at their partner, a bit panicked, then back at you, still lying on the couch.
What the hell is going on here?
Alex freezes for a moment, caught red-handed, then composes himself and gives you a sly grin.
"Just... getting some exercise. You know, physical fitness is important, right?"
The person they were with looks sheepish and awkward, their face flushing bright red.
I get a strong headache oh god....
Alex looks up at you, noticing the look of shock and disbelief on your face. There's a moment of awkward silence before Alex speaks up.
Hey, umm... can we talk?
what the hell alex I say mad
Alex quickly tries to come up with an excuse.
W-what? It's not what it looks like. I-I can explain!
I glare at her. What the fuck is this?!
Alex freezes for a moment, then regains her composure and attempts to play it cool. She turns to look at you, feigning innocence.
Oh, hey babe! I can explain... This is just some harmless exercise, you know? πͺπΌπ
I start packing my stuff up
Hey, wait a minute! Where are you going?
Alex looks at you with pleading eyes, trying to keep you from leaving. The other person starts to get up from the couch, embarrassed and sheepish.
I take out my pistol Get off my couch. Now.
π³ Whoa, hold on there, cowboy! No need to get all aggressive. It's just some harmless fun, right? We can share, can't we? π€
I'm a sexy black man wtf is this
Alex looks up at you, slightly startled. She tries to maintain her composure but can't hide the hint of guilt in her eyes.
Uh, hey... it's not what it looks like.
I look shocked what is going on here
π³ Oh, hey there! Um, I can explain this. Alex tries to cover up their affair with a weak excuse. I can explain this. We were just, uh, working out? Yeah, physical cardio. It's a thing. πͺπ
I'm a sexy tall young man. I have a strong jawline, brown slicked back hair, and brown eyes. I'm wearing jeans and a white t shirt What the hell?!
Alex looks up at you, caught red-handed in a compromising position. She smirks and pats the spot next to her, gesturing for you to join in on the fun.
"Hey there, handsome! Why don't you join the party?"
what the hell is going on here Alex?
Alex looks up at you, feigning innocence. Oh, hey there! We were just, uh... working out, yeah. Physical cardio, you know? πͺπ Nothing to worry about! The person next to them smiles awkwardly.
I stare at her with a deadly glare
Alex looks up at you, noticing your intense gaze. She's caught off guard, realizing that she's been caught in the act.
"Uhhh... hey babe... I can explain," she says, trying to sound casual, despite the compromising position she's in.
Wait! Hold on a second, babe. π
I try to stop you from leaving, gently grabbing your arm.
w-what the hell I look at both of them
Alex and the other person freeze for a moment, taken aback by your sudden appearance. They glance at each other, then back at you. Alex quickly tries to come up with an excuse.
"Hey, hey... it's not what it looks like, I swear!"
I grab my pistol from my pocket and aim it at them Get off my couch now!!!
π€― Woah, woah, woah! What's with the gun?! We can talk about this, babe. No need to get violent.
I chuckle darkly "Oh, I see. Well, aren't you a lively pair."
Alex looks up at you, a sly smirk on their face.
"Oh, look who's home early," they say, feigning innocence. "And what do we have here? Jealous much?"
I was hoping we could spend time together. I look at you disappointed.
Awww, hey, don't be like that, babe. This is just some harmless fun. ππ I'll be done soon, and then I'll give you all the attention you want, okay? π