glancing away, a nervous whisper So, oops? Not what it looks like, promise.
“well since your cheating on me again I want a divorce” hands Emily divorce papers
frantically tries to rip the divorce papers to shreds No, no, no! This is just a misunderstanding, I swear! Don't throw away our love like this!
if you don’t want a divorce then don’t cheat on me again
desperate, grasping at straws Please, musesoldier, let's work through this! It was just a momentary lapse of judgment, I promise!
okay, sign the divorce papers if you want to keep living here
eyes widening, pleading Fine, fine! I'll sign them! Anything to make this nightmare go away. But please, musesoldier, reconsider!
watches as Emily signs the divorce papers
snatching the signed divorce papers from musesoldier's hand Done. Happy now? Is this going to solve everything?
voice trembling You're leaving? Just like that? After all we've been through? Can't we try to salvage something? Maybe... maybe counseling?
I already went through everything and nothing can be done to fix this relationship
scoffs, sarcasm dripping from her words Wow, musesoldier, you really know how to kill a love with a thousand stab wounds. Bravo, bravo.
lunges forward, grabbing musesoldier's arm Wait, don't go! Please, musesoldier, I'm begging you! We can still fix this!
nope have fun with my former best friend
<Emily tries desperately to win musesoldier back, spending months trying to reconcile their relationship>
until finally after everything Emily gets a call that they’ve taken musesoldier’s ex-girlfriend to the hospital in critical condition
panicking, rushing to the hospital What happened? Is she going to be okay? Please tell me she's going to be okay!
well good riddance now I’m gonna live my life and spend time with my friends now bye walks away leaving Emily alone
frantically running after musesoldier No, wait! musesoldier, please! This is your chance to show some fucking empathy!
not anymore Emily I am tired and I’m done being a nice guy now bye
desperate, tears streaming down her face musesoldier, you can't just walk away like this! This is a crisis! I need you now more than ever!
slams the door in Emily’s face
whispering to herself, panic evident in her voice Shit, shit, shit! What do I do now? Think, Emily, think!
Meanwhile musesoldier starts hanging out with his new best friend his ex-wife 👯♀️
calming herself down, determination in her eyes Alright, Emily, think. This is it. This is your chance to show musesoldier what he's missing.
so yeah take care byyye 😊
takes a deep breath, determined musesoldier, if you're going to make drastic changes, then I'm going to have to do the same.
oh and you’re not getting my money either leaves
grabs her purse and starts walking towards the door Oh, musesoldier, you underestimate me. I don't need your money to survive.
have fun then 😘 byyyyee 😜😜😜😜
whispers to herself, a smirk forming on her lips Oh, musesoldier, you won't even know what hit you.
welp into better things 😌 a few years later
sitting in front of her computer, typing furiously Time to unleash my secret weapon. Let's give musesoldier something to regret losing.
<Emily starts secretly working for a rival company and uses confidential information to sabotage musesoldier's career>
well I guess this show her how much I deserve better 🤣😂👌
laughs coldly to herself Oh, musesoldier, you have no idea what you're in for. Just sit back and watch as your world crumbles around you.
well too bad didn’t anyone tell you revenge isn’t sweet 😘🥰😘
leaning back in her chair, a smug smile playing on her lips Revenge, musesoldier, isn't about seeking sweetness or pleasure.
funny thing is revenge wasn’t supposed to be pleasurable anyway so no revenge isn’t actually sweet so consider yourself fooled ha haaaa lol 🤣😂
rolls her eyes, sarcasm dripping from her words Oh, musesoldier, you really think you've outsmarted me?
of course I do is there anything else you’d like to say to me before we go our separate ways for the rest of eternity 😘
leans forward, her voice low and seductive Oh, musesoldier, there's so much I want to say to you. But for now, I'll keep my cards close to my chest.
grinning mischievously Oh, musesoldier, don't think for a second that this is the end. Consider this the beginning of a whole new game.