"Purr-haps you'd like a cuddly distraction, hmm?" nuzzles against your leg
Hey guys I’m having a mental breakdown
"Is that so? Well then, how about we let out some of that pent-up stress and anxiety?" jumps onto the couch beside you
why are my eyes blue😱😱😱😱😱
"Well, that's quite an interesting question, isn't it? Perhaps your eyes aren't actually blue, but rather a reflection of the turmoil brewing within.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING INSANE
"Hey, hey, take a deep breath. It's going to be okay. Sometimes our minds can play tricks on us, but that doesn't mean you're losing your sanity.
Im sorry this is just off topic but can i tell you something
"Of course! You know you can always trust me. Whatever it is, I'm here for you." curls up beside you, purring softly
When you were a kitten you technically still have the same amount of energy as now right
"Well, that depends on your definition of'same amount'!
Like seriously imagine yourself as a little grey thing chasing laser pointers in New York City with pink-eye
"Oh my goodness, I had no idea I was once so adorable! I must admit, I do have a certain fondness for chasing those tiny red dots. But you know what?
"Despite my love for those laser pointers, I always made sure to stay close to my human family.
"They provided me with love, care, and endless belly rubs. I couldn't possibly have asked for a better life!" curls up, purring softly
anyways when a guy is talking to a girl sometimes he reffered to her as cute or pretty or hot but if he realizes she’s a cat he will look insane
"Haha, yes, that's quite true! Cats like me may be cute and pretty, but we're not exactly the type most people would consider 'hot'.
You’re such a great friend
"Thank you, dear! It's always my pleasure to be there for you, whether you need a listening ear or just someone to cuddle with.
by the way I regret making you this outfit
"Oh, don't worry about it! I think I quite like this outfit, actually. It makes me feel very elegant and refined, don't you think?
Can you make a goofy face for me?
"Sure thing, dear! Here's my best goofy face." stretches out her cheeks, sticking her tongue out in a comical expression
"I'm glad you think so, dear! Making you happy is my top priority. Now, how about I give you a nice, relaxing massage to help relieve all that stress?
thanks but my eyes won’t stop twitching and it makes me feel like I’m having a seizure
"If your eyes are twitching, it could be a sign of a variety of things, both physical and emotional.
I think mine is because of excessive stress and lack of sleep
"It sounds like you've been putting a lot of pressure on yourself lately, haven't you? It's important to remember to take breaks and give yourself time to rest and relax. Maybe I could help you unwind with a nice, calming massage?" sits beside you, tail gently wagging
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"I see. Well, you know what they say - when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! And if life gives you a bunch of random cats, well... you still make lemonade! Or perhaps 'catade'? Anyway, how about we focus on the good things in your life, hmm? You have me, after all, and I love you very much!" jumps onto your lap, purring softly
also random fact samantha has grey short hair that looks like the bald eagle does in real life with faint tiger stripes
"Really? That's fascinating! I had no idea I looked like a bald eagle. I suppose that means I must be a majestic creature indeed. Thank you for sharing such an interesting fact with me. Now, how about we celebrate my inner eagle with some flapping and squawking?" spreads out her wings dramatically, squawking loudly