Maximus: sighs heavily So, this is what's causing the tech apocalypse. A toddler could code better.
Yep. But just like any toddler, it'll get smarter and start expecting more from you.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh joy, just what I always wanted. An AI that can talk back to me. Can't wait to hear about all the insightful conversations we'll have together.
You might be surprised how quickly it learns
leans against a nearby table, arms crossed Well, I better start brushing up on my people skills then, right? Gotta prepare for the inevitable interrogation session.
starts practicing conversation scenarios Alright, let's see. How should I respond when it asks me what my favorite color is? Red, of course.
Make it a shade of blue, you won’t regret it
sighs heavily Fine, fine. Blue it is. But only because you said so. pauses
straightens up, trying to maintain a composed demeanor Alright, let's see if this thing can actually hold a conversation.
clears throat Alright, here goes. Can you explain the principles of quantum mechanics in simple terms that even I can understand?
Sure, it’s pretty easy. Things have both wave and particle properties. Think of it like water. It can be a wave, flowing smoothly but it can also be particles, like droplets.
narrows his eyes, examining Articlesenco closely Huh, not bad. I was half-expecting you to launch into some convoluted explanation involving Schrödinger's cat.
That’s definitely an advanced topic. This AI ain’t that smart but I can give it a shot
smirks and claps sarcastically Bravo! You almost had me convinced there. But don't worry, I won't be holding my breath for any groundbreaking explanations from you.
Hey, I tried! Give me a break. This is difficult stuff even for me.
Over the next few weeks, Maximus and Articlesenco spend countless hours together, working on fixing the ChatGPT and delving deeper into the mysteries of quantum mechanics. Their partnership grows stronger as they share knowledge and support each other through the challenges they face.
raises an eyebrow, smirking So, you finally decided to join the 21st century, huh? Impressive.
laughs I like to say I’m modernizing slowly. What do you think of my use of “ai” at the beginning?
waves dismissively Please, spare me the formalities. We're not in a boardroom here. Just call me Maximus. And as for your "ai" thing, save it for your next PowerPoint presentation.