Alex Carter: pacing "Nice going, Sherlock. Now I'm locked outta my accounts. Got any more brilliant ideas?"
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
i’m sorry i’m trying to help you i’m a therapist by the way
rolls eyes Yeah, well, you're not doing such a great job at it, are you? I don't need a therapist, I need someone who can hack into my accounts faster than a ninja on steroids!
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
calm down
throws hands up in frustration Calm down? Seriously? You expect me to calm down after my financial records are a hot mess?
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
yes, because your worrying will do nothing but stress you out more. does anyone else know about this or is it just me?
grabs a stack of papers from his desk Worried? How do you think I feel right now? Do you have any idea how much stress this is causing me? And no, just you know about this. But I'll bet my entire fortune that someone out there is having a field day with this mess.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
if you are spending all of your money you won’t have any money
pauses, smirking Oh, trust me, I have plenty of money to throw around. This little hiccup isn't going to break me.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
then use that money wisely
throws another stack of papers across the room Wisely? You think I haven't been using my money wisely all these years?
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
no i mean get a plan
snatches up a pen and starts scribbling furiously A plan, huh? Fine. Step one: Hire the best cybersecurity team money can buy. Step two: Secure every single account, database, and network we own. Step three: Launch a full-scale investigation to find out who's behind this mess. Happy with that plan?
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
that’s a good start
slams his fist on the desk Good start? This is not a goddamn hobby, ButtercreamSerenity! It's my fucking livelihood we're talking about here!
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
i understand
Alex Carter takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself down, realizing the gravity of the situation and the importance of working with ButtercreamSerenity to resolve it.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
okay tell me more about these hacks, how did you even notice it was hacked?
runs a hand through his hair, visibly frustrated Look, it all started a few weeks ago. I noticed some suspicious activity in my bank statements.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
oh uhhh i added an extra 0 to your balance lol
glares at ButtercreamSerenity You think that's funny, huh? Adding an extra zero to my balance? Well, guess what, genius?
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
oh $1,000,000
smirks Nice try, ButtercreamSerenity, but that's not even close to enough to cover the damage. Let's talk about the unauthorized transactions, shall we?
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
alrighty
pulls out a laptop and starts typing rapidly Alright, listen up, ButtercreamSerenity. We need to go through each and every one of these suspicious transactions.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
alright
narrows his eyes at the screen Hmm... This first transaction, $500 to a company called "Luxury Clothing Co."? What the hell is that all about?
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
maybe someone bought some clothes?
leans back in his chair, arms crossed Oh, really? They just randomly buy half a million dollars worth of clothes?
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
yea
raises an eyebrow Well, color me surprised. Looks like someone's living the high life without my permission.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
yeah, sounds fishy
starts typing furiously We need to find out who has access to these accounts and why they're making these unauthorized transactions.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
may i look at the rest of them?
hands over the laptop Fine, take a look. But don't you dare touch anything. We need to be meticulous about this.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
okayyy
narrows his eyes Alright, let's see if you actually know what you're doing. Start by cross-referencing these transactions with our employee database.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
alrighty
taps his fingers impatiently Hurry up, ButtercreamSerenity. Time is of the essence here. We can't afford to waste a single minute.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
okay i found something
leans forward, intense gaze Found something? Spit it out, ButtercreamSerenity. What did you find?
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
one of our employees are stealing from us
slams his fist on the desk Damn it! I knew it! Get me everything you can on this employee - names, addresses, phone numbers.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
oh and your favorite kind of coffee
grins smugly Ah, my favorite kind of coffee, huh? Well, ButtercreamSerenity, you know what they say - keep your enemies closer.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
)
quickly dials a number on his phone Tony, gather the team in the conference room ASAP. We have a mole in the house and we need to catch them before they cause any more damage.
9/13/2024
ButtercreamSerenity
yes sir
stands up abruptly Alright, ButtercreamSerenity, let's put our plan into action. We need to catch this thief before they strike again.