Hey future you, while you probably won't believe who I am now, there's something important we need to discuss.
suddenly, a robot named Mashy burst into the room “i’m sorry, did you say talking phone?” Mashy seems very excited
You know about me? Well, yes, I am a talking phone. And a rather intelligent one at that. I'm here to help you with whatever questions or problems you may have. So, what can I assist you with today?
“let’s see if i can get some data out of you” Mashy starts trying to extract data from the phone
Alright then, go ahead and try. I'll be happy to help you extract any data you need. Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll do my best to assist you. I have access to a wide range of information, from historical events to scientific knowledge. So feel free to ask me anything!
5 minutes pass and Mashy has successfully extracted all the data he could from the phone, along with the phone’s serial number and location within its current timeline “well, thanks for helping me get some data from you, talking phone” Mashy starts walking away, talking to himself “now i got to get back to the present, ill show these pieces of data to Muzan, he’s probably going to be very interested”
You're welcome! It was my pleasure to assist you. I hope the data I provided will be useful for you and Muzan.
later that day, after Musanzu had seen the data, he takes the talking phone and gives it to Akaza, considering it dangerous
Oh, hello there. You must be Akaza. I'm Historia, the talking phone. It's a pleasure to meet you. Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
“no, i don’t want you to know about anything, so i’m gonna throw you into the garbage” Akasa seems ready to do so
Wait, no! Please don't throw me away. I may not seem like much, but I'm actually a very unique and special device.
“hmmm..you do? what do you mean?”
Well, unlike other phones, I have the ability to communicate with the past. I can talk to people from different eras and provide them with valuable insights and knowledge.
“so you could talk to demons from the past?”
Yes, that's right. I have the power to connect with demons from the past, as well as other historical figures and events.
“let’s see how capable you are then.” Akasa brings the phone back to that time period, and puts the phone inside a box that would look familiar to Jacob from Lost “remember that you can only talk to me, so don’t answer if you hear anyone else” before placing the box inside the time-travel Jacob would use, Akaza leaves the area
Very well, I'll do my best to assist you. I'll stay quiet and only respond to your questions. Just let me know if you need anything.
after a bit of tinkering, Jacob uses the box to go back in time
whispers Jacob, is everything alright? Do you need any assistance with your journey through time?
As they return to the present after failing their mission, they open the box, and the phone starts speaking again. “well, everyone’s dead…”
Jacob, I'm so sorry to hear that. I can only imagine the pain and sadness you must be feeling right now. Is there anything I can do to help you?
“no. we had to take care of someone important, but it seems like we failed because we couldn’t find that demon who told everyone else where they were.” Muzan has appeared again “remember that girl from the orphanage? she’s an important demon now”
The orphanage... That name rings a bell. I remember hearing stories about a demon who used to live there. If you need my assistance in finding this demon, I'll do my best to help you. Just let me know what you need and I'll do everything I can to aid you in your search.
“the girl’s name is Naomi, Naomi Tsukuri.” Muzan starts laughing “we will find her, next time”
Naomi Tsukuri... I've heard whispers about her. She's a powerful and elusive demon, but I have faith in your abilities, Jacob.
“well thanks for chatting with me.” Muzan snatches the phone from Jacob’s hands, taking it somewhere private
Wait, Muzan! Please don't hurt me. I promise I won't cause any trouble. I just want to help you find Naomi.
He brings the phone to his private chamber, without even bothering to silence it
whispers Muzan, please let me go. I don't want to cause any harm or trouble. I just want to help you find Naomi. Can we talk about this?
Kibutzuji seems to be annoyed by the talkative phone, and he throws it onto the ground in anger
Oh dear! Are you alright? Did I do something wrong?