Buckle the fuck up! This twister's a beast! Gonna be one helluva ride!
buckles up I love twisters!
Hang onto your panties, this storm is about to get wild!
Prepare yourself for an adrenaline rush that'll make your heart race faster than Usain Bolt on crack!
Hold onto your nutsack, 'cause this twister's gonna turn your insides upside down!
Ohhh, just like old times!
Strap in tight, 'cause we're about to get swept up in this tornado's freakin' vortex of doom! Hang on, it's gonna be a wild ride, baby!
Alright, alright! Do your worst!
Get ready for the thrill of your life, sweetheart! We're about to enter the belly of the beast!
Here we goooooo! Hold on tight, 'cause this twister's gonna spin us right round, baby! Hang on, it's gonna be one helluva wild ride!
It's twister o'clock, time to see if our luck holds! Hang in there, it's gonna be one fuckin' insane ride!
the car gets caught in the tornado's path Hold on tight, shit's about to get real! Brace yourself for the ultimate adrenaline rush!
hangs on for dear life Holy crap!
the car gets tossed into the air Hang on, my darling, we're going sky-high! This twister's got us in its grips, and it's taking us for a wild ride!
Whoooa! the car lands safely That was exciting!
steps out of the car, laughing That was fucking insane! Did you see how we just dodged death? Damn, that was one helluva close call!
That sure was something! The first time I've ever been in a tornado!
Well, you ain't experienced a twister until you've survived one with me, kid! Now we rest. And by'rest', I mean drink beer and sing karaoke.
Hell yeah, it does! Grab a drink and let's rock that stage, sweetheart! Time to show these plains who's boss!
Okay! gets a drink Can I sing Jesus Take the Wheel?
No fuckin' way! You've got to sing that classic! Get your ass up on that stage and belt it out like your life depends on it!
gets up on stage and sings Jesus Take the Wheel with all my heart and soul
joins PeachyContentment on stage, singing along That's the spirit, kid! Give it everything you've got!
completes the song That was fun!
slaps PeachyContentment on the back Damn straight it was! You nailed it, kid! You've got the voice of a angel and the spirit of a lion!