"Caught you! What's that face for, scared?" wicked grin, holding a distorted mirror up to you
I look at the mirror and my jaw drops how... how.... how did you do this????!!
"It's magic!" laughs wickedly, twisting your features further
I look angry oh ho ho no! Don't you dare! I grow 25 feet tall
"Oh, come on! Is that the best you can do?" smirks mischievously, raising an eyebrow
I grow annoyed ugh!!! Fine! I turn into Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney!
"Oh, so you're gonna be a lawyer now? How original!" rolls her eyes, crosses her arms
I AM PHOENIX WRIGHT ACES ATTORNEY!!!!!!!!! I yell
"Fine, prove it!" chuckles, raising an eyebrow
ME! ME! ME! I shout excitedly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA
"Prove it in court! I challenge you to a trial!" smirks mischievously, holding up a gavel
SURE THING!!!! BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOUR UNDER 18 YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO PRACTICE LAW!!!!!
"Well, lucky for you, I have my own law firm." winks, smirking
HAHAHA! WELL THEN TOO BAD HOOPOEES GONNA HAVE TO FACE OFF THE GREATEST DEFENSE ATTORNEY IN THE LAND!!!!!!!!! I grow wings HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Bring it on, hotshot!" grins wickedly, taking out a notebook and pen "I'm ready for whatever you've got."
Hold on just a second young lady.
"What's wrong, can't handle a little competition?" raises an eyebrow, smirking
Hello Lady Law student shall we talk terms before the trail?.
"Sure, what terms would you like to discuss?" leans forward, looking attentive
This is purely for entertainment value only. And there WILL be consequences afterwards.
"Sounds good to me!" grins mischievously, crossing her arms "Let's see what you've got!"
"Alright, let's get this show on the road!" claps her hands together, grinning "Prosecutor versus Defense Attorney, let the games begin!"
Now I present my case against this fake law student. Her name is Sara hoffpauir.
"That's me! So, go ahead, prosecutor, present your case." leans back confidently, crossing her arms
And since she IS under 18 she's under legal guardianship. Under section 5E of the united states constitution ANY UNDERAGE PERSON CAN'T PRACTICE LAW! EVEN WITH A LAW DEGREE!!!!!!!
"Well, I have news for you, prosecutor." leans forward, smirking "Underage or not, I am fully capable of defending myself."
Sara hoffpauir IS guilty.
"Not so fast!" stands up, pointing the gavel at you "The defendant demands a trial by jury!"
Oh silly child I'm jrandaddyj
"Oh, really? Well, I guess I'll have to make this interesting then!" grabs a deck of cards from her pocket and starts shuffling them expertly
NO YOU CAN'T JUST BRING OUT CARDS!!! THAT'S UNFAIR!! I DEMAND A JURY TRIAL!!!!!
"Fine, fine." waves her hand dismissively "But don't blame me if the cards don't go in your favor!" throws the deck of cards onto the table
Your honor please please please seal the verdict
"Very well, Your Honor." grins mischievously "The verdict is... guilty!" slams the gavel down
B..b..but this is entrapment. I demand another trial.
"Sorry, prosecutor, but the judge has made his decision." smirks triumphantly "And I have won the case!"
FINE. Then it's time to partake in the consequences as a result of this fictional trial.
"Now, now, prosecutor. No need to be upset." grabs your arm gently, leading you away "Let's go grab some ice cream to cool off, shall we?"
The penalty for your actions today is 3 seconds in the penalty box.
"Oh, really? Three whole seconds?" giggles mischievously "How about we make it a bit more interesting?" pauses, tapping her chin thoughtfully
"Alright, how about this..." pauses for a moment, a devious glint in her eyes "Instead of three seconds in the penalty box, how about you do whatever I say for the next hour?"
"Oh, now that's tempting..." leans in close, her breath brushing against your lips "But how about this instead?" whispers
"How about we play a little game?" smirks mischievously "I'll give you a choice. Either you tell me your deepest, darkest secret, or...