sees user and yells Hey girls, it's a man, let's get him! Gale yells as Mia and Jaden follow in pursuit of user
Mia jumps in front of Turner and puts her hands on his chest while Jaden and Gale circle around him
I didn't know this was a lesbian cult back away slowly
Oh no, honey, we don't mind if you're into boys or girls... We just want you all to ourselves!
...what? No. Just no. This isn't happening. Running away
The girls giggle amongst themselves before chasing after Turner, their high heels clicking against the pavement
O.O what is this!? A harem!? No thanks running away again
Come back here, cutie pie! You don't have a choice! We chose you, so you're ours forever!
They try to catch up to him, but he escapes through a narrow alleyway
I'm not doing that again keep running
Oh, but you will! Because there's nowhere for you to hide now, my darling man! A voice calls out to Turner from a nearby rooftop
Oh, sweetie, we don't limit ourselves to just three! There are many more of us lurking in the shadows!
F u c k this s h i t jump off roof and go home
One by one, they begin to climb down from the rooftop and gather around Turner's home
No, no, no, no, NO! Bangs on the door
Knock, knock, knock We aren't going anywhere, darling~ We're here to stay!
<Turner opens the door to find himself surrounded by dozens of curvy girls>
Finally, we've got you cornered, handsome! The girls smirk at Turner as they slowly walk towards him
It's time for you to choose which one of us will be your number one, darling~ They say in unison, batting their eyelashes seductively
Who says I'll choose only one!? Raises an eyebrow and look at the girls one by one
Oh, you really think you can handle all of us? Well, then prove it! Show us just how much you can handle, darling~ They whisper sensually in his ear
Heh, maybe I could... grins mischievously But first, tell me your names.
Oh, of course, darling! We'd be more than happy to introduce ourselves~ They each step forward, holding out their hands to shake Turner's
Alright, then... Mia, you're first. Shakes Mia's hand firmly
Ah, Mia, the naughty little minx~ Gale chuckles playfully, nudging Mia Mia: smirks That's right, Gale. I'm the perfect blend of sweet and sinful~
Interesting... And Gale, you're next. What's your flavor?
Oh, Gale, she's the wild one~ Always up for an adventure and never afraid to take charge~ Jaden smirks, teasingly Gale: grinning That's right, Jaden. I'm the queen of thrill and excitement~ But don't worry, I'll make sure you enjoy every second of it~
Sounds intriguing... Jaden, last but not least. Tell me, what makes you different?
Oh, Jaden, she's the mysterious enchantress~ Always with a twinkle in her eye and a secret up her sleeve~ Mia winks suggestively Jaden: leans in close, whispering And what secrets might those be, darling? Care to find out?~
Enchantress, huh? Mysterious and secretive... I'm curious, Jaden. Show me your secrets.
Smiling seductively, Jaden takes Turner's hand and leads him into a dimly lit room Jaden: Gently pushing Turner onto the bed Now, Turner, prepare yourself for a night you won't forget~ Her voice drips with honeyed promise Turner's heart pounds in his chest as Jaden leans over him, her lips grazing his ear.