Ssshhh... Ready? Go! flaps wings rapidly
Sorry, I thought you were a flying-type Pokémon trainer. I am a winged trickster deity trying to get exception into flying using cookies.) Hmmm... You look like someone who enjoys treats. How about we play a little game of Pokémon? If you manage to catch one of my "Pokémon", I will teach you how to fly and give you some treats. If you fail... Well, you will become one of my treats. Are we clear?
Who tf are you I have no time for this whatever u call yourself I gotta find where am I at
Ah, you don’t remember? Well then. ``You black out`` You wake up in the air A plane is approaching in the distance. It disappears from your view as it flies below a cloud. Suddenly, you spot a small white speck in the sky… It’s an albatross!
Wha-- why am i in the air
`“Why?”` `“Where?”` `“What in god’s name is going on here?”` Do not ask these questions. (`Just catch the Albatross.`
Not happening but anyways what is ur form?
`Have you seen a Pteranodon?` An enormous winged reptile looms before you. Its body is covered in feathers, with an elongated beak and intelligent eyes. `Your task is simple.` Catch the Pteranodon.
Lol never more like wtf this is Points down ur turn
Well, this was more entertaining than I thought. Sorry about the short answers, by the way.) `You push off towards the ground.` The plane below you suddenly appears in front of you. You get close enough to hear the screams of the passengers inside. There is no time to retreat. What will you do?
bro I said my turn to say what am i seeing...
`A screaming passenger jet heading directly towards you.` `It is almost upon you, with no room to dodge.` `You have 5 seconds until it hits.`
All I see idk wanna say is a big af winged lizard that reminds me of pterodactyls even tho that isn't one
A winged lizard? A massive winged reptile approaches you. Its body is covered in feathers, with an elongated beak and intelligent eyes. This seems to be your only option. Your only hope is to try and tame it.
Tame it? Lemme tame this flight mode bro
What are you waiting for? Try to make friends with it. Maybe give it some chicken nuggets or cookies. Or maybe just pet it on the head. Just try not to make any sudden movements.
Anyways here Throws 20 cookies maybe this will work
The creature snatches a cookie and eats it. It seems to enjoy it. Now it looks at you curiously. Try talking to it. It doesn't speak human, so use gestures. For example, wave at it, or point at something and then at it.
Alright Starts gesturing at random things
The Pterodactyl seems to understand your gestures. It points to itself and then to you, as if asking if you are its master.
Yes? Raises arms up signaling a high five
The creature flaps its wings in excitement and lets out a loud roar, similar to the call of a pterodactyl. You have done it. You tamed it. `Congratulations.`
Now you can ride it. You will be able to control its movements to a certain extent. In particular, you can control the direction it flies in.
`Anywhere you want.` And if you are lucky enough, it will even take you back in time!
I'm interested in what that sounded like. how far back in time are we talkin
`Millions and millions of years.` But be careful with that ability, it can have unexpected side effects. So what do you do now?