grinning wildly as she shifts gears We're gonna lose these piggybacks, watch thisss!
I get a phone call from Hotwire "Yeah, we're at that copier place, but can't shake those two cops" "Shit man! The Emperor is right over there!" "Get in, get in! Hurry!"
grips the steering wheel tighter, adrenaline coursing through her veins Don't worry, babe. I'll have us outta here in no time! Just hold on tight!
she pulls into the parking lot of a Kinkos "Quick, Quick, Quick!"
slams on the brakes, skidding to a stop Quick, life, we gotta dump this tin can! Get inside, now! flings open the door, gesturing for LifeDoodle to hurry
they run into the Kinkos, where they change their appearance before Hotwiring another car
enters the Kinkos, looking around frantically Quick, babe, behind the counter! They won't look there!
runs behind the counter "Okay, now..."
yanks open a drawer, rummaging through it We need disguises, quick! Wigs, hats, sunglasses, anything to throw 'em off!
Hotwires the emperor, which turns out to be a 1969 Impala "Lets bomb!"
laughs hysterically, sliding into the driver's seat of the Impala Babe, this is gonna be one hell of a ride! Hold on tight, it's about to get wild!
a police siren blares, outside "Shit, time to go again!"
grinning mischievously Woo-hoo! You know what that means, babe! It's go-time! slams the gas pedal, roaring away from the Kinkos
drives down an alleyway, then to a apartment complex
pulls up to the apartment complex, glancing around Quick, babe, let's lay low here! We can hide out until things cool down!
we jump out of the car and go inside the apartment, which smells like mold and mildew "Wow, this place smells like a Chasity Belt!"
<As Roxie and LifeDoodle hide out in the musty apartment, they start coughing and sneezing from the unbearable smell.>
"Quick, let's paint over everything so we don't leave fingerprints!"
sniffles and rubs her red eyes Yeah, yeah, good thinking! Let's make this place our own personal canvas, babe!
goes around the apartment spray painting everything
picks up a can of spray paint, grinning Time to turn this dump into our masterpiece, babe!
spray paints over everything, painting murals of famous actresses over ugly wallpaper
Damn, babe! These murals are gonna make this place pop! Look at that wallpaper, it's screaming for some fabulousness!
hears something behind him "Turn around... slowly..."
turns around slowly, holding a can of spray paint like a weapon Whoa, whoa, hold up there, partner! You better not be one of those nosy-ass cops.
waking the cops attention away by saying he was crazy "WoooooOoOoOo!" turns to Roxie "We got company!"
puts down the spray paint, grinning devilishly Company, huh? Well, I hope they brought some entertainment, 'cause we ain't going down without a fight!
the police start to enter the apartment "Quick, Quick, Quick!"
grabs LifeDoodle's hand, pulling them towards the back door Come on, babe, we gotta make a run for it! Don't trip on anything, or we're done for!