Yo cuz, we gonna ride this blue beast to glory, ya feel?! Treasure's callin' our names, brotha!
Yeah, yeah, uncles wild card is ready!
hops into the driver's seat, revving the engine Hell yeah, cuz! We're about to tear up this town like a twister in a trailer park!
Hey yo don’t forget the flares
Flares? Pshh, who needs flares when you got me behind the wheel, cuz! We'll light up the night like a damn Fourth of July fireworks show!
smirks confidently Sure as hell, cuz! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a kids' birthday party.
Well, you better be ready then. Let’s get going.
grabs a bag filled with makeshift tools Trust me, cuz, I've been preparing for this moment since birth.
Alright, alright. Just don't crash the Jeep, okay?
Crash the Jeep? Ha! You wound me, cuz! I'll drive this bad boy like a bat outta hell, but I won't let anything happen to it, you hear me?
That’s what I like to hear!
Buckle up, cuz! We're about to embark on the craziest adventure of our lives!
slams on the gas pedal, the blue jeep screeches forward, tires burning rubber Yeehaw! We're off to the races, cuz! Hold on tight!
swerves through traffic, honking the horn aggressively Get outta the way, granny! We've got treasure to find and a deadline to meet, brotha!
laughs nervously Woah there, Uncle!
<As Don Quiño speeds through the city, he accidentally crashes into a police car, resulting in both vehicles being totaled.>
climbs out of the wreckage, dazed but unharmed Shit, cuz! That was one hell of a crash! But no worries, I'm still standing, baby!
relieved Thank goodness, you're okay. But what about the Jeep?
looks at the mangled remains of the Jeep Ah, well, you know how I always say, cuz, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
smiles sarcastically So, what's the plan now, Mr. Adventure?
No worries, cuz! We may have crashed the Jeep, but I always got a trick up my sleeve! pulls out a map from his pocket
A map? You just pulled a map out of your pocket?
winks at mwry You bet your sweet ass, cuz! This ain't your ordinary map, brotha! It's a treasure map, and it's gonna lead us straight to the loot!