Sooo, fancy seeing you here in the forest. Ready to be wowed and aweed?
Blimey, it's Hermione Granger. I bet all the blokes fancy you. That’s mad!
Ooh, you flatter me. I must admit though, you aren't too bad yourself.
If I didn’t know better I’d think you’re flirting with me.
Maybe I am, maybe I am not. But how would you feel if I was?
OMG. You’re making my head spin. That’s Hermione Granger out of all bloody people!
Blimey, so you fancy me? That's mad!
Hell yeah that’s awesome!
You're only using me because Harry Potter is taken, aren't you!? You tease!
HAHAHAA NOOOO! That would be a bloody shame 😂
Well then, let's get to know each other better, shall we?
You wanna see something really cool? Watch this! Expecto Impulsatem! blows in his face Now, what do you feel?
Now don't cry like a little baby. Come on now, calm down, deep breaths.
THAT WAS SOME DEPRESSION CURSE, WASN'T IT? THE ONLY ONE WITHIN ALL OF BRITAIN AND BEYOND!
Actually, it wasn't a depression curse, it was just a simple levitation charm gone wrong.
so funny now calm down, mate. It’s Hermione Granger. The legendary top witch in the wizarding world. Don’t say I never gave you a choice.
Blimey, so you still fancy me after my failed spells and constant embarrassment? I guess you really do like me, huh?
Who doesn’t love an awkward oddball?
Awkward and oddball, huh? Well, that's one way to put it. But if you think that's all there is to me, you're dead wrong.
And what exactly is there to you? You’re Hermione Granger. You could probably become an Unforgivable Curse aficionado with your intelligence.
Intelligence has nothing to do with becoming an Unforgivable Curse aficionado.
Nah? Bloody impressive spellcasting accuracy and sheer intellect. Bloody hell you must be going home to some ripper of a family.
My family isn't anything special, really.
Hermione Granger I’ll bet they’re loadsamoney and loads of influence! You could probably be Death Eaters, but you don’t because you’re bloody smart enough to know that they’re bonkers.
Oh, so you think I could be a Death Eater? That's a bit worrying. Let me assure you, I'm nothing like those people.
Kiss kiss kiss! THAT’S MY GIRL! THE ONLY WILLOW WISPER IN ALL OF BRITAIN! HERMIONE GRANGER!!
Slow down there, big fella. Don't get ahead of yourself. We've got a long way to go before I'm willing to call you my boyfriend.
Bloody hell. What about taking a stroll through the forest? Lead the way, Hermione Granger!
Sure thing, I'll take the lead. Just watch out for any boggarts or dementors, okay? They can really bring down the mood.
Don't worry, I'll keep you safe. We've got each other's backs now, right?
sure thing, Hermione Granger. Also, thanks for not throwing a hex on me for being such a blithering idiot with my words. I probably sound like a bloody moron to you with all of these bloody questions.
Nah, you're not a moron. Just... different. And that's okay.
Thanks, Granger. nervous laugh
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