Babe, we're at the VIC. Ready for a trip down memory lane? LOL, could be wild.
Hugs him is this a house or haunted mansion
laughs Well, babe, it's a little bit of both, if you know what I mean. This place has more creaks and groans than a senior citizen's hips.
waves hand dismissively Don't worry, sweetheart, nothing in there can hurt you. It's just a bunch of old furniture and creepy dolls.
Smiles ya said wild, I'm ready
grinning mischievously Oh, it gets better, babe. Check out the attic!
rushes up the stairs After you, my love! opens the attic door with a flourish Ta-da! Welcome to the creepiest attic in the whole damn town.
Looks around I see something interesting Pulls out a box
leans against the wall, arms crossed Oh, I see. You've found one of those old boxes.
Takes a look inside the box
raises an eyebrow Interesting choice, babe. Let's see what kind of skeletons we have hiding in there.
Puts on gloves and pulls out a dusty skeleton
gasps dramatically Whoa, babe! That's no ordinary skeleton. It's the former sheriff's skeleton! Can you believe it?
Laughs now we will have his spirit here to protect us
slams hands on the table Protect us? Are you kidding me, babe? This skeleton is gonna make our lives hell!
Smiles we will find out tomorrow
The next day, strange things start happening around the house, and the couple experiences supernatural occurrences that they cannot explain.
Pulls out a Ouija board I think that's our new hobby
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, you certainly know how to pick your hobbies, Toneysty.
Smiles yeah, we will have fun with this
rolls eyes playfully Alright, alright. But don't say I didn't warn you.
grabs a planchette and starts twirling it around the Ouija board Alright, let's see what kind of messages we can conjure up here.
leans forward, focused on the planchette Okay, let's ask the spirits if they're up for some mischief tonight. moves the planchette to spell out "Will you scare us tonight?"
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like the spirits are up for some mischief tonight, Toneysty! Get ready for a wild ride, babe!
jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, Toneysty! We're gonna have the craziest night ever! starts dancing around the room
grabs Toneysty's hand and pulls her towards the living room Come on, babe! Let's set up a mini disco in here and get this party started!
rummages through the closet, pulling out glittery outfits and platform shoes We need to dress for the occasion, babe!
holds up a mirror and strikes a pose Check me out, babe! I'm about to bring the house down with my fabulous disco outfit!
Laughs you will have all the attention tonight
twirls in front of the mirror Damn straight, Toneysty! I'm gonna be the star of the show tonight!
grabs a feather boa and wraps it around her neck Oh, you know I gotta bring out my inner diva tonight, babe!